TWO LINES !!!

[CaleyJulz]

Two lines

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, 'I want the men to make two lines.  One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.  I want all the women to report to St. Peter.'

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 10,000 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man named Bobcat.

God said, 'You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household!  You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!  Of all of you, only one obeyed.  Learn from him.'

God turned to Bobcat, 'How did you manage to be the only one in this line?'

Bobcat replied..... 'My wife told me to stand here!'

[Joonya]

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here's a scenario -

a man is watchin the tele in the lounge, and he shouts to his wife to grab him a beer from the fridge.

she arrives with the beer but the top is still on the bottle

what is the problem????????

What the **** is she doing out the kitchen :clapping04:

[CaleyJulz]

Jnr the answer is shes a mug if she got ya the beer in the first place i would never do that .I would be sitting watching the footie to.!!

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

how many men does it take to open a bottle of beer during the world cup....?

none, it should be opened already, when she passes it to you!  :016: :015:

beer anyone?  :015:

[KingBeastie]

oh go on then...