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Well it's my daughter's wedding tomorrow so I'm expecting nothing louder than sweetie rustling at Livi please as I'll be a bit delicate. Especially as Naelifts will be buying me nips all night.

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You need to be having the nips in the morning. It's the only way to make your speech remotely funny.

Will you be trotting out the Helmut Schoen joke? And the 'Aberdonian found dead on the "pay as you leave" bus'?

Hope you all have a great day, best wishes to the happy couple. Consider this to be a telegram!

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