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[Johnboy]

Do you mean use my loaf?

No, I meant consult with Inverness's top legal team,  Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne..  :004:

Having seen what you can do with a sausage roll, whilst exposing yourself, I shudder to think what you might do with a loaf, especially a French one...... :017: :017:

No doubt there would be lots of crumbs involved...  :015: :015:

[Scotty]

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[Guest Sandy Cromarty]

Quite right Scotty but you'll need to remind one of your admins of this as Caley D on the Skippy thread is asking fellow fans to assist him in kidnapping a man and throwing him down a mineshaft,  the mans an absolute lunatic! as we all know there are no mineshafts in this area.

[Johnboy]

I Johnboy, catagorically state here & now... as God is my witness, on that Friday night in question, I did not see what the IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER did with that sausage roll, as he unashamedly displayed his tattoo to some startled regulars in the Innes pub, although I believe it may very well have contravened food hygeine regulations...

I have to confess that, at that precise moment my attention had been momentarily distracted by F*ballers wife & Loopy, who were displaying their wares, as it were... :010:

Anyone requiring further info please contact my legal team... Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne, Inverness.  :003: