The Ideal Christmas Present for the wife...

[Canada Bob]

I did nae have a clue what to buy the Mrs for Christmas, and I'm sure they can pick up on that, because...

The Mrs started to drop hints about an exercise machine ! well there's lots of them to chose from, so

I went out today and bought her one, hope she likes it, it's being delivered on Monday, while she's out.

I'm not going to wrap it, might just throw a blanket ore it in the garage, then when we've had our tea,

pour her a wee dram, and let her sort of unveil it... here's what I got for her, something we can both enjoy...

http://www.homedepot.ca/webapp/wcs/stores/...0_0_level1_Toro

What a surprise that'll be ! one she'll never forget ! seasonal too  :004:

Canada Bob.

[+Gringo]

I take it you've also purchased, for yourself, a pair of the 'top of the range' Nike running shoes....?  :015: :015:

[Heilandee]

:015: :015: 

You weren't the fermer fae Dingwall that advertised for a wife before you emigrated by any chance Bob?

Single Farmer requires woman to become wife

must have own Tractor

[Canada Bob]

**** it...

I knew I should nae have rushed into spending all that money...

Went past the store today and they have a Special on !!!

Better machine at a better price too... "Made in Aberdeen" too !

Luckily I invoked that "7 day cooling off thing" where you can cancel

yer order, so the Toro is history, got a way better deal on this one...

http://www.homedepot.ca/webapp/wcs/stores/...catalogId=10051

Better guarantee too... the only part that can wear out, is the wife  !!!

Canada Bob.

[CaleyD]

Only in North America would the lazy cnuts have a snow shovel with a wheel.

[Heilandee]

save yersel a few more quid wi this ane Bob

snow clearing device

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

There are a lot of similiarities between Westhoughton and Dingwall.  :001:

[Canada Bob]

save yersel a few more quid wi this ane Bob

snow clearing device

Be alright diggin mi way through 5 ft of snow with that one, I use a bigger spoon for me cuppa tey!

Canada Bob.

[Canada Bob]

There are a lot of similiarities between Westhoughton and Dingwall.  :001:

Yea, but, no, but...

They've nowt like this in Dingwall !!!

http://www.boomtaprecords.com/hybridsnow.pps

[CaleyD]

Thats just IHE being a gent and clearing the snow for the old dear next door.

[CaleyD]

This is an undoctored picture I took of a mate when we were skiing in Canada a few years back.