Balloon fun

[Guest birdog]

I can't claim credit for this one but when I read it I was on the floor in stitches

A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all

around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as

he's liable to break something. The boy continues.

"Johnny!" Mom screams.

"Knock it off. You're going to break something."

He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the

shopping center. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives

it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.

Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery ge ts the urge. A

diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,

out it comes.

When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.

She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!

She calls her doctor.

The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her

he'll

be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to

the

bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the

thing.

Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might

be And POP!

The balloon explodes and sh1t is everywhere. On him, the walls,

everywhere!

Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the

first time I've ever actually seen a fart!"

[+jagster]

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