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strathyjags

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MEE is registered - but she's no well. Didn't make the game yesterday, although she was planning it. I'm sure she'll be back soon with her usual wit and repoirtie

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I would imagine most folk will be those that transfer from the old SN forum. It will be mainly the usual crew but some will have new handles. Like moi - but maybe with more imagination.

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Talking of missing jonboy's brill jokes, you might like this...

A store that sells New Husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store only once. There are 6 floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, of course, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow!!" she thinks, but naturally feels compelled to keep going...

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh my God!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband store.

A New Wives Store opened across the street:

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

Floors 3, 4, 5 & 6 have never been visited.

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