Strathspey Thistle Thread

[RiG]

There seems to be a lot of Strathspey Thistle talk on the forum just now so I thought I would create a thread dedicated to the finest side in Speyside. Get all your Strathspey patter in here :D

Some pre season news just in - Thistle are lined up to play Auchenboogle Juniors in a friendly at Hoots McSporran Park sometime in July.

Edited May 24, 2010 by RiG

[TinRoofMan]

:D

[RiG]

Read the Richie Hart thread. This can be somewhere for strathyjags to post :D

[mainstander]

Get all your Strathspey patter in here

Strathyjags seem to be the new Fort William and thats before you look at the goal diff of minus 90. Infact there manager said at the start of the season if they couldnt finish ahead of Fort and Rothes and Brora, their would be something far wrong.

So theirs obviously something far wrong. Its been a pretty dire first season but at least the only way is up.

Maybe its becasue they didnt manage to sign that Polish striker from Tesco United.

[Scarlet Pimple]

Light, inter season relief..................................?

Ferranti Thistle sounds just as interesting and has a longer track record ,I would warrant.

And I am sure that FABIO will find discussion on the Italian Leagues , and Sampdoria in particular, a far superior topic.

O.K.Back to the jin and tonnic.

[Tichy_Blacks_Back]

[strathyjags]

u lot should be on stage ur so funny or even better at a circus,ur all clowns :P

[RiG]

u lot should be on stage ur so funny or even better at a circus,ur all clowns :P

If you aren't going to post about Strathspey Thistle, the finest side North East of Boat of Garten, then please do not post in this thread :P

[The Mantis]

I had a bloody good idea they could take up. The Speyside way goes near their park doesn't it? Reroute the Speyside Way through their park and they will get bigger crowds. If people see there's a game on they might stop and watch it.

On second thoughts, not a great idea. Suppose somebody pays in to watch them then discovers there's a long distance footpath, they might just walk off during the game.

Edited May 25, 2010 by The Mantis
Maybe not so good idea after all

[tm4tj]

Hey, leave my hometown team alone.

They were just unlucky to concede 120 goals and finish with a goal difference of -90.

[The Mantis]

I think you're being unduly negative there. Why didn't you just point out that they scored 30 goals? Or just say that the Speyside Way is 60 miles long and is near their park.

[Alex MacLeod]

I think you're being unduly negative there. Why didn't you just point out that they scored 30 goals? Or just say that the Speyside Way is 60 miles long and is near their park.

and many a good malt has come from nearby

[DornochCaley]

Hey, leave my hometown team alone.

They were just unlucky to concede 120 goals and finish with a goal difference of -90.

Impressive!

[+CaleyD]

Hey, leave my hometown team alone.

They were just unlucky to concede 120 goals and finish with a goal difference of -90.

Aye, and only someone from Strathspey would have enough fingers and toes to allow them to do those kinda sums!!!

[strathyjags]

Hey, leave my hometown team alone.

They were just unlucky to concede 120 goals and finish with a goal difference of -90.

Aye, and only someone from Strathspey would have enough fingers and toes to allow them to do those kinda sums!!! :P

yes true luckily iam from badenoch,so dont count lol

[Alex MacLeod]

Hey, leave my hometown team alone.

They were just unlucky to concede 120 goals and finish with a goal difference of -90.

Aye, and only someone from Strathspey would have enough fingers and toes to allow them to do those kinda sums!!! :)

yes true luckily iam from badenoch,so dont count lol

Badenoch!!!...........they can use all thirteen fingers on each hand, all twelve toes on each of their three legs, five ears and seven eyes.

[tm4tj]

This story is growing arms and legs now......................

[mainstander]

iam from badenoch lol

So what happened? Did you not make it in shinty so had to emagrate to football in Strathspey?

[RiG]

I just bought my Strathspey Season ticket and it only cost me a 2lb of Haggis and a packet of Soor Plooms.

[strathyjags]

Soor Plooms.

thought you were talking about a ticket not your face?

[strathyjags]

iam from badenoch lol

So what happened? Did you not make it in shinty so had to emagrate to football in Strathspey?

no shinty isnt played in aviemore,so never even watched it let alone played it

[strathyjags]

Hey, leave my hometown team alone.

They were just unlucky to concede 120 goals and finish with a goal difference of -90.

Aye, and only someone from Strathspey would have enough fingers and toes to allow them to do those kinda sums!!!

or if we count your weight in stones probably comes close to goals we conceded

[jaggie1994]

Soor Plooms.

thought you were talking about a ticket not your face?

I think my face would look like that if I was told that I had to get a season ticket to watch Strathspey

[RiG]

thought you were talking about a ticket not your face?

LOL!!11! :D

Moronic abuse aside I am looking forward to hearing more about the wonderful Strathspey Thistle this coming season. Does anyone know how long it normally takes to get the sheep cleared off the pitch before the game starts?

[strathyjags]

thought you were talking about a ticket not your face?

LOL!!11! :D

Moronic abuse aside I am looking forward to hearing more about the wonderful Strathspey Thistle this coming season. Does anyone know how long it normally takes to get the sheep cleared off the pitch before the game starts?

oh so the 13 legs and so many arms etc isnt abuse towards me? giving as good as i get,but obviously when boots on the other foot it isnt so good eh? :D

Edited May 27, 2010 by strathyjags