Arabs and the A's

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Agree. Anyone aware about arranging Arabs Away again - an accessible April afternoon ?

[Yngwie]

Alas, administrators always avoid acceptable alternatives.

[Yngwie]

Alas, administrators always avoid acceptable alternatives.

 

 

Aforementioned Association also appoints awful arbiters (and assisitants)!

[Scarlet Pimple]

The Angles and Saxons are now aroused. A lot of argumentative men  who are worse than the more articulate Scotsmen who are confidently ambling along and hopeful of getting into the game with eager anticipation.

 

The Saxons will calculate the angle to fire their deadly arrows with great artifice.

The Angles will ruminate as to how long it will take  before they get the arrows in their ...rses,  in executing their ruse of trying to make the Saxons think they are running away.

And the Irish are standing on top of the hill, amply supplied with whusky and watching and waiting to articulate their decision in their capacity as the arbitrators of this atrocious  anti-peace event.--for an appropriate, awfully large fee.....aye! 

 

Whilst the Welsh are coming up fast on the lee of yonder hill to collect their share of the booty in the form of the ample and buxom camp-followers of both anbelievably drink-sodden armies, thankful that they are not this day fighting the Germans  advancing through the Ardennes with attitude. 

Actually their leader on this day of anger is one Rhuaridh Mackenzie, the resident Seer who is totally to blame for trying to phase both armies by mentioning the future earth-shaking world event of the 2nd World War  with the goal of scaring both sets of antagonists into making a settlement. Knowing full well that a celebration would immediately follow with copious more drinking and  the rancorous lads would fall down in a stupor allowing him to collect all their weapons, high-tail it off the  field and sell the lot to the French bivouacked only 50 leagues away and waiting in ships with sails set on a course to France. 

 

He also knew that his reputation as a trusted and jolly Seer and companion to both armies would then be in tatters but it mattered not,  i'faith, since he would thereafter live in the lap of luxury in his French Villa on the River Era, surrounded by doting maidens fair beyond compare.

Sun all day and fun at night until he was very tight was bound to beat Munlochy in the frost and cold which he didnae like since he wisnae awfy bold.