Your Next Job

[clacher_holiday2]

..probably working 9 till 5 in some horrible office or bank surrounded by ring tones, youtube and hairspray

clacher 2017  :017:

anyone in training to become an astronaut, pimp or trapeze artist?

[Guest eliza]

Having recently retired after working every day, full time, since age 16 to age nearly 63, I (at the moment) have had no intention of finding my next job.

However, as my pension is quite small and I have not quite got used to having so much less money to cover all eventualities, including supporting ICT day in day out, I might have to consider another job.

B&Q be warned!  Any suggestions?  (Sensible ones, please!)

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

My next job will be Chief Executive of ICT and Eliza - you can be my PA - I need some experienced and mature back up.

[Scotty]

B&Q be warned!  Any suggestions?  (Sensible ones, please!)

.... I have a suggestion - where B&Q is concerned, just say NO !!!

I need some experienced and mature back up.

You got my back-up  :crazy07: :blah01:

[clacher_holiday2]

i cant recall any football club ever having a mascot/chief exec, could raise a few eyebrows if he ever gets there

could he handle the pressure

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

A dual role - good idea. I could be the match controller and choir master at the same time. And I simply thrive on pressure.

[Guest eliza]

I H A - are there any perks to being your PA?  I hope so!  Over the years I have been a shorthand/typist, invoice typist, secretary to director,  admin typist, clerical assistant/typist, secretary, PA, administrative assistant, HR admin assistant, Senior HR admin assistant, whatever, whenever, etc.,

Over all these years - no redundancies - no sackings! but no pay offs!    I come with a clear conscience!  What offers?

[CaleyD]

whatever, whenever, etc.,

What offers?

3 Things you should never say to IHE  :029:

[Guest eliza]

I H E - As it is said, the ball is in your park - never one to miss a chance? no matter what Admin go by. the day is young but?

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I will have to check out your credentials but you sound like you could be in with a shout. Appearance is also important. Here is a piccy of my present PA as a guide. I am told that you look something similiar.

[Connie.Orr]

Ah but does Eliza know what you look like IHE....?!    :crazy07:  A lass like Eliza deserves to work for/with something pretty special after the hours she's put in in the past....so what you offering her eh?!

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I will provide everything that the more mature PA needs. I will keep her warm in the winter, I will provide BUPA care, I will install "extras" in the office such as steradent products, ultra incontinence pads, a portable commode and screen (in ICT colours of course), zimmer insurance cover, private pet supervison and a rest room with knitting needles, wool and **** literature.

I also offer my own personal uniform.

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[Scarlet Pimple]

And she could take the young lads under her wing -like penguins with their eggs under their pouches, :003: in the Arctic.

Making sure they turn out O.K and not turning into vandals, druggies etc.  :016:

[Guest Glen Mhor]

My next job ? After retiring, collecting the trollies at Tescos or ADSAs, meeting the shoppers, having a blether and telling them about the bargains instore. Being a greeter in one of these places could be fun too.

[beachcomber]

My next job ? After retiring, collecting the trollies at Tescos or ADSAs, meeting the shoppers, having a blether and telling them about the bargains instore. Being a greeter in one of these places could be fun too.

Having to go to Tesos is enough to make me greet right enuff

[CaleyD]

I could be wrong, but from what she's said elsewhere the second last pic in the Hibs bonus photo album on CaleyJags.com is the real Eliza  :001: - Rattle, Welcome Back Brew T-shirt...all the clues are there.

[The Mantis]

"Having to go to Tescos is enough to make me greet right enuff"

Beat me to it there beachcomber  :015: :015: :015: :015:

[Connie.Orr]

  bad girl Eliza !

[Guest Glen Mhor]

My next job ? After retiring, collecting the trollies at Tescos or ADSAs, meeting the shoppers, having a blether and telling them about the bargains instore. Being a greeter in one of these places could be fun too.

Having to go to Tesos is enough to make me greet right enuff

Aye, and the pay packet would probably make me greet even more !

[absent friend]

I fancy being a nurse in a Jewish operating theatre - not a lot of pay but a lot of TIPS!

[The Mantis]

Save them up and you can make them into a handy purse- that turns into a suitcase when you stroke it.