CAPTION COMPETITION

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

JD - Its a Black day Parky, Rankin with the worst, I fear a storm is Brewing

DP - Whats up doc - Its been a brewing since April - no surprise to me - but I will be loyal to the end

[RednBlackComeback]

(Parky): "Ah huvtae hold ma lips together like this aw day......it's all ah can dae tae stop masell from sayin whit ah really think !"

(Doc): "Ach never mind.....ah've sneaked this bottle o vodka oot the boardroom.....fancy a swig?"

[KingBeastie]

(Parky) - I've got this bit o spinach stuck between my teeth...

[Ronaldo]

I was thinking of signing that horse, but I think he's got a dodgy leg......

[KingBeastie]

What about that aberdeen striker brewster - reckon we could get him on loan maybe?

[12th Man]

Cheer up Parky, I've got a bottle of Strathmore Spring fancy doing a bit of skipping?

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Are you shure he used to play fer Romania ?  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Yngwie]

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[+dumpmaster]

Parky - Some wee gobshite has stolen ma bottle of water,and I reckon its that Rankin that has it.

Doc - naw its no him he only drinks from furry cups !!

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

DP - My replacement is coming from the Buckie

JD -  Feckin great - I hope he takes some free samples with him.

[Guest stevico64]

Is that the old guy with the kilt getting thrown out again

[CELTIC1CALEY3]

Doc - Donald what is it about this club? We build a management team, sell it on, then take bits back. Before you know it we'll have Robbo, Pele, Thomo and Shearer all on the payroll again.

Donald - Yep, Robbo could be Tommy's pitch roller, Pele could be Black's minder, Thomo would certainly bring a big smile back to the club - his own - and Shearer? Doc I'm off....

Doc - Donald, did Charlie not use the excuse that he wanted to go home to his family?

Donald - yep, and do you know Doc, no matter how hard we work for Inverness and the fans, home is the place to be. Chairmen and volunteers put masses into the club and our fans expect free entry, wins against every team, every week, and to cap it off when we struggle our 'fans' boo the young boys. For years they booed oposition dodgy keepers and just a few minutes into his debut, they booed Malki. When he was unsighted and let in a goal they tried even harder to undermine him and the team. Taxi driving  around Edinburgh has to be more fun.

[Alex MacLeod]

Tell you what Doc, thats the strangest sounding cheer I've ever heard for a keeper with a clean sheet

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Is that the old guy with the kilt getting thrown out again

Sorry - as usual my initial response to the higher echelon and chief influencer of the moderators has been moderated. Still you keep on having a dig Mr Board Member from the safety of your Ivory Tower - and keep on stalking yer Internet hero.  :001: