how will you die?

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

steve irwin left this mortal coil doing the job he loved.....

wonder will i go while applying some lippy?

what about you guys?  which activity will you do last?

[Johnboy]

I'll be walking off the 18th green at Royal Dornoch having just broken the course record..... :003: :003:

[Kingsmills]

At the age of ninety four, shot by a jelous husband.

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

bugger popping your clogs BEFORE the 19th hole jb!!!

nice one millsi, and at that young and tender age too!  :015:

[Johnboy]

At the age of ninety four, shot by a jelous husband.

Not too long to go then.......  :015: :015:

[metalgecko]

Heart attack. After the excitement is too much for me after seeing ICT lift the Champions League trophy at Nou Camp beating Chelsea 3-1.

Of note, en route to the final ICT had stuffed Celtic 6-1 at Celtic Park. Celtic manager Neil Lennon was sacked immediately after the final whistle after "falling" to the ground after a heated debate with the 4th official Mr Carricondo.

[Johnboy]

A chain of events like that (above) could induce a lot of heart attacks round this area....... :006:

[caley100]

'At the age of ninety four, shot by a jelous husband'

At that age you will have altzeimers, and you will have forgotten why you were in bed in the first place! and you most certainly not remember enjoying it...

[Heilandee]

Aged 92 ,whilst gently making love on a sunny Sunday afternoon to the rythem of the church bells in the background.......

Then the fire engine goes past

having recently beaten Johnboys course record at Dornoch

[Johnboy]

You're seriously stretching credulity a wee bit here, Hielandee.... Ah'm meaning with the 2nd part of your post.....!!   :010: :010:

[Heilandee]

Well you feckin started it!!  :015:

[broomie boy]

with a smile on my face , in hugh heffners bunny ranch

[Alex MacLeod]

My breathing will stop.

[Guest Cotter]

don't know i'm not dead yet  :016:

[kaiser]

With my boots on, hopefully.

[tm4tj]

Headlines in the press:-

Young handsome North Kessock mann suffocated by bosoom buddies :010:

[Johnboy]

That reminds me Tm4tj - Have you heard from Mee lately.....??  :003:

[Guest tamrik]

In my bed with a smile on my fizzer and the picture of Robinho (ICT captain) in the 3-1 win Champions League over Chelsea

[DJS]

from a viagra overdose aged 104.  :015:

[The Mantis]

Headless, immediately after sex with Mrs Mantis, having failed to jump off quickly.