15 Reasons Why Men Have Dogs

[Guest kcj]

15 Reasons Why Men Have Dogs

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff

[tm4tj]

these are all true

[f*ballers wife]

12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

oh my!!!

i never complained the last time!

[caley100]

Was this something you swapped for filing cabinets????

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

cali sweet~peee, you have an unhealthy obsesion with my drawers! :?: :shock:

[tm4tj]

No, and you never complained the first time either, woof woof.

[Yngwie]

You can smack a dog really hard and it'll just want to lick you and please you in whatever way it can.

Mind you, I suspect the same applies to F*ballers Wife.......

[Interthenet Jnr]

[Guest kcj]

Monkey joke...

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display, when another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a "C" monkey please."

The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. "That'll be $5,000."

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can programme in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper,"That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but the other monkeys call him the Management consultant."

[Guest Lauraness]

my doggy hates men, she always growls at them......she is a clever wee thing

[Kingsmills]

:) :)

[f*ballers wife]

You can smack a dog really hard and it'll just want to lick you and please you in whatever way it can.

Mind you, I suspect the same applies to F*ballers Wife.......

oh my!!!

GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RRRRUFFFFFFFF RRRUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!

:evil: :evil: :evil:

[Yngwie]

RRRRUFFFFF..........rough.......... just how you like it, biatch!

[Interthenet Jnr]

RRRRUFFFFF..........rough.......... just how you like it, biatch!

am pissing myself laughing at this. You just don't give up :shock:

[Alistair]

Too funny about dogs and very true.

[Guest Jock Watt]

The reason why a dog licks its balls? - Because it can !!!!!!!!

[f*ballers wife]

RRRRUFFFFF..........rough.......... just how you like it, biatch!

oh my!!!

sweeti, you KNOW that's how we likey it.... but it said in the small print, not to tell others, you know, the small print on the back of your receipt!!!  :001: :005: