C*unty Chants

[Harry Chibber]

For all the youngsters that haven't had the oppertunity to experience a propa highland derby... please list your favourite chants. (more offensive the better)

Personal favourite, because we used to beat up one of my mates everytime we started singing it.. for absolutely no reason :33: :P

to the tune of band aid

Feed the farmers.. let them know it's christmas time

Feed the farmers.. let them know it's christmas time

Feed the farmers.. let them know it's christmas time

Feed the farmers.. let them know it's christmas time

works better at christmas time of course B)

[L_G]

For all the youngsters that haven't had the oppertunity to experience a propa highland derby... please list your favourite chants. (more offensive the better)

Personal favourite, because we used to beat up one of my mates everytime we started singing it.. for absolutely no reason :33: :P

to the tune of band aid

Feed the farmers.. let them know it's christmas time

Feed the farmers.. let them know it's christmas time

Feed the farmers.. let them know it's christmas time

Feed the farmers.. let them know it's christmas time

works better at christmas time of course B)

My personal favourite is 'The wheels on your house go round and round' etc .............

[jaggie1994]

All of them are my favourite to be honest:

Who put the O and the Y in County

If you want to go to heaven when you die,

You must wear a Caley Shirt and Caley Tie

You must wear a Caley bonnet with **** the County on it

If you want to go to heaven when you die

If you cannae do the bouncy your from Dingwall,

If you cannae do the bouncy ur from Dingwall,

If you cannae do the bouncy

cannae do the bouncy

If u canny do the bouncy ur from Dingwall,

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,

Bouncy on a gypsy's head,

A Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy til the gypsys dead

(accompanied by bouncing)

In your County Slums,

In your County Slums,

You look in your bucket for something to eat,

you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,

In your County Slums

In your County Slums,

You ma's on the dole,

Your da's in the nick

You cant get a job cos your so ******* thick,

In your County Slums

In your County Slums,

You **** on the carpet,

You **** in the bath,

You finger your gran cos you think its a laugh,

In your County Slums

[TopSix]

Tune of yellow submarine *edit Dundee for County

[Soma]

Go home, to your caravans,

Go home, to your caravans,

Go home, to your caravans,

Go home, to your CARAVANS! and repeat.

[WYNESS101]

Birdog - We forgot that

We forgot that

We forgot that you were here,

We forgot that you were here.

:33: :P

[12th Man]

gippo, give us a wave. gippo gippo give us a wave.

[12th Man]

Tarmack my driveway

When can you tarmack my driveway

tarmack my driveway

When can you tarmack my driveway

[Glen Mhor]

Sign on

Sign on

With hope in your heart

But you'll never get a job

(to the tune of You'll Never Walk Alone)

[DornochCaley]

Ohhhh The county are *****!

Ohhhh The county are *****!

[DornochJAGGIE]

This is not a caravan park, why dont you go home?

Why dont you go hooooooome?

why dont you go hooooooome?

This is not a caravan park why dont you go home?

[WYNESS101]

This is not a caravan park, why dont you go home?

Why dont you go hooooooome?

why dont you go hooooooome?

This is not a caravan park why dont you go home?

Best one yet

[Harry Chibber]

This is not a caravan park, why dont you go home?

Why dont you go hooooooome?

why dont you go hooooooome?

This is not a caravan park why dont you go home?

:)

[ictchris]

He's doing down

He's going down

He's going

Vigurs going down

Brewster get to ****

Brewster, Brewster get to ****

County fans go on about us being arrogant etc so we need loads of arrogant chants if we are winning.

If we win by more than three goals to nil (big if):

[insert score here] in your cup final

[insert score here] in your cup final

[insert score here] in your cup final

[insert score here] in your cup final

We are unbeatable

We are unbeatable

We are unbeatable

etc etc

If we are losing none of this 'you only sing when you're winning' pish, it's cringeworthy.

[Joe DiMaggio]

He's doing down

He's going down

He's going

Vigurs going down

Brewster get to ****

Brewster, Brewster get to ****

County fans go on about us being arrogant etc so we need loads of arrogant chants if we are winning.

If we win by more than three goals to nil (big if):

[insert score here] in your cup final

[insert score here] in your cup final

[insert score here] in your cup final

[insert score here] in your cup final

We are unbeatable

We are unbeatable

We are unbeatable

etc etc

If we are losing none of this 'you only sing when you're winning' pish, it's cringeworthy.

Edited August 25, 2009 by L_G
Inappropriate content - Sorry Joe

[ictchris]

Inappropriate content - Sorry Joe

Gutted I missed that!

[jaggie1994]

He's doing down

He's going down

He's going

Vigurs going down

Brewster get to ****

Brewster, Brewster get to ****

County fans go on about us being arrogant etc so we need loads of arrogant chants if we are winning.

If we win by more than three goals to nil (big if):

[insert score here] in your cup final

[insert score here] in your cup final

[insert score here] in your cup final

[insert score here] in your cup final

We are unbeatable

We are unbeatable

We are unbeatable

etc etc

If we are losing none of this 'you only sing when you're winning' pish, it's cringeworthy.

I dont really understand some of these songs. Why would we be singing Vigurs is going down? and what is the crack with in "[insert score here] in your cup final" one all about it makes no sense

[12th Man]

The JCB (tractor song)

Well I'm Luke from five and my dads Bruce lee

were off to see caley verses county

Well I'm Luke from five and my dads Bruce lee

and we've set off dead dead early

Well I'm Luke from five and my dads Bruce lee

were getting there by tractor you see

Well I'm Luke from five and my dads Bruce lee

we've taken along some sheep for the company

And were holding up the A9

Me and my dads having a great time, oh yeah

and I'm sitting on the tool box

reading farmers weekly and munching on a turnip,thats really cool boss.

[WYNESS101]

I dont get the "[insert score here] in your cup final"

[NigeyBear]

I dont get the "[insert score here] in your cup final"

I'm guessing he means since the caley games will be the biggest game of many county fans season then they will view it as their proverbial "cup final".

[Joe DiMaggio]

I dont get the "[insert score here] in your cup final"

I'm guessing he means since the caley games will be the biggest game of many county fans season then they will view it as their proverbial "cup final".

Hmm doesnt make to much sense as the games against County will be among the biggest games of the season for us to! Unless we have a league decider but then still the county games are bigger than all the rest

[DingwallAway]

Just found out a bit of dirt on Gary Miller, from a girl that was going with him.

Shaves his legs, and all his body hair.. I mean all of it.

Get your creative juices going lads.

[Harry Chibber]

I dont get the "[insert score here] in your cup final"

I'm guessing he means since the caley games will be the biggest game of many county fans season then they will view it as their proverbial "cup final".

Hmm doesnt make to much sense as the games against County will be among the biggest games of the season for us to! Unless we have a league decider but then still the county games are bigger than all the rest

Come off it.. we've just dropped a division... they've been dreaming of this day for the last 5 years.

[Joe DiMaggio]

I dont get the "[insert score here] in your cup final"

I'm guessing he means since the caley games will be the biggest game of many county fans season then they will view it as their proverbial "cup final".

Hmm doesnt make to much sense as the games against County will be among the biggest games of the season for us to! Unless we have a league decider but then still the county games are bigger than all the rest

Come off it.. we've just dropped a division... they've been dreaming of this day for the last 5 years.

Yeah but by droping a division it makes this game one of the biggest of the season for us. Seems a bit odd trying to pretend that its only a big game for county and that we dont view it as a big important game, because by the anticipation for it on this site we obviously do. Im sure lot of people are looking forward to this and more excited about this game than they were about the Dundee game last week. I know I am.

[Yngwie]

I dont get the "[insert score here] in your cup final"

You wouldn't actually chant "Insert score here"