The ICT curse

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I have just been in contact with the Spirit World (who by the way have never feckin heard of Feb 8th) - and my earthly supervisor Uri Geller - and WE propose the following actions should take place at 19.30 tomorrow evening - whether you are at the game, waiting to get in or anywhere else.

PUT YOUR INDEX FINGERS IN YOUR EARS - SMILE AT THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU - PURSE YOUR LIPS AND REPEAT THREE TIMES - BREW IS THE MESSIAH - TURN AROUND TWICE, HOP TWICE ON YER RIGHT LEG AND STAY MOTIONLESS FER 10 SECONDS.

Feckin sorted - If we all do this we could be top six this season.

Well it is feckin better than the Boards' suggestions.

[4ize]

Tapping him up and slagging him off are the answers. In alternating weeks he should be offered a good managerial post (one goal for current club) then slagged off by the fans of the prospective employer (two goals for current club). With hundreds of top-class clubs recognised by FIFA and only a year or so left in CB  he'd be guaranteed 57 goals per season for the remainder of his career and we'd win the Champions League at least once. Sorted without any need for the mystical nonsense  :003:

[CaleyD]

You disappoint me IHE, I actually thought you understood the complexities of the Highland Curse.  I'll let you buy me a drink as I explain it to you on Saturday.

[Guest ICT]

I'm confused. I thought this thread was about "The ICT nurse and how to break her in"??

[EWS]

I'm confused. I thought this thread was about "The ICT nurse and how to break her in"??

Been there done that, got the disease.

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

When we had sex I was clean.