Grumpy Old Men...

[caley100]

This will now be the thread where 'older' members of the board can have a good moan.

Today my rant is feckin seagulls, ****** birds who i wish would feck off back to sea where they belong.

Just spent an hour cleaning crap off the front of the garage and 3 cars, and they are seemingly protected, so we cant get the 12 bore out.

What good do they bring to the world?

[tm4tj]

Hmmmnnn, seagulls, they are a pest round the coastal areas.

Brightons nickname is The Seagulls.

however, try this to ease your frustrations

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/northwest/fun/p...llsattack.shtml

and remember, watch yer chips

Don't feed the gulls ... or else

PEOPLE caught feeding seagulls in Scottish towns and cities could be hit with antisocial behaviour orders and fines, it emerged today.

The drastic legal measure is one of the ways of tackling the threat posed by urban gull populations proposed in a new report for the Scottish Executive.

Fixed penalty notices are suggested in the document, which was compiled by the British Trust for Ornithology and Stirling University and which goes before ministers this week.

Antisocial behaviour orders could be used if offenders persist in feeding gulls, with fines and even jail a possibility if an order is breached.

A cull of birds is ruled out because the population of some species - particularly herring gulls - is low. In the past, residents have complained of being attacked by gulls guarding their nests.

A spokeswoman for the Scottish Executive said: "We will consider in detail the report’s findings before taking any further action."

The problems posed by gulls in Scotland’s towns and cities have become so severe that MSPs held a debate on the subject in the Scottish Parliament in 2002

[Yompa]

Incorrect use of apostrophe's (sic)

[Yompa]

People who talk in this daft 'Australian' way of raising their tone at the end of a sentence. It seems to be all the rage darn sarf so remind me never to go there. I'll go mad..... :008:

[Yompa]

People who write multiple sentences, but forget the old full stop/capital letter routine and instead join them using a comma, it really gets my fecking goat! :008: :004:

[KingBeastie]

Just spent an hour cleaning crap off the front of the garage and 3 cars

How many feckin cars have you got?

[Yompa]

Three perhaps :004:

[buckett]

People who love dogs, a little TOO much!

Freaky!!

[Guest Lauraness]

3 fecking cars??? ya rich barsteward, i hope more of them shiit on yer cars!! mon the seagulls!!!

[+Gringo]

The last car I had came in a box with 'Corgi' written on the side of it. :001: :004:

[CaleyJulz]

Infact i hope the next seagull that shits on yer car has the runs lol for have 3 feckin cars when i dont even have 1 .

[tm4tj]

Get your apologies out and start grovelling, Caley100 runs a garage, you know the type, the ones that repairs customers cars, you know, the customers cars that would be parked in front of this garage thet he runs, and maybe, just maybe, he does not want to hand the customers cars back to them covered in birdie poo.

Now then are we feeling a little silly now, run along and behave.

[Yompa]

Well he should have fvcking said it was a garage garage as opposed to just a garage... then we wouldn't have piled into this gar(b)age!

[Guest Lauraness]

WHy dont he put them INSIDE the garage then so the birdies dont poo all over them?? does he not have any sense or summit???

[Guest Lauraness]

p.s. we were only blooming kidding anyways so calm yer dinger

[KingBeastie]

I knew failing the clarevoiant(sp?) exam would come back to haunt me. :017:

[buckett]

Vaccuous women who shriek "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, . . . " as their only way of expressing themselves!

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

good job you aint talking about me sweeti... i never take the good lords name in vane...

oh YES!!! YESSS!!! YESSSSS!!! usually does the trick! :021:

[KingBeastie]

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[buckett]

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[Heilandee]

Folk who drive by without so much as a nod when you just reversed 500 yds to a passing place so the ignorant tawts can get past :008:

[Action Man]

A woman in Fort William has just been given an ASBO for feeding seagulls. Bad enough I hear you say, but remeber this is Fort William we are talking about. Apparently she was breast feeding them!

[caley100]

Sunday drivers who ignore other road users and crawl along showing grannie the different trees.

[Guest Bonzo]

Just been down to the Post Office - and it's closed.

Should never have been privatised in the first place.

Bank Holiday?? Lazy ba56ards!

[Guest Bonzo]

But one thing that really gets my goat is the number of bloody Forums on this site!

Who's got the time or energy to trawl through all of that rubbish.

In the name of god, do these people not have anything else to occupy themselves with!