CAPTION COMPETITION

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I dont know about you Scotty - but I am going to bore the bestards with long posts.

Aye so am I Don but I am going to shag yon 5th Stand geezer.

[Tichy_Blacks_Back]

It is me....IHE....go on feel ma tattoo if you dinae believe me....

[Alex MacLeod]

Hey Tray, there's a wee fat fecker in Chorley might be up for a bit

[KingBeastie]

"No I can't understand why Brewster wouldn't be interested in us either Tray"

[breachofthepeace]

Marius' and Wyness' agents just can't understand why they aren't being taken up on their offers.

[Ronaldo]

Very strange Doris, but what I can't understand is why people think I go around with a dog kennel on my head....

[absent friend]

''The Northern Meeting Rooms is not what it was - we wouldn't be standing here in the old days - yon IHE guy would be filling your head with nonsense, have you knocking back the voddies and your nickers would be off in a jiffie! I wonder what ever happened to him? Maybe he got the call, he could be a wee free minister in Back!''

[CELTIC1CALEY3]

Well Mrs Mann, what's wee Bobby up to tonight?

Auch ma wee baby is modelling yon 46'' shorts at a Markie's fashion show. Now tell me Mrs Yardley, what size shorts does yon Mark wear playing for the Heathmount Arms?

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

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But the sad thing is that I posted this cos I knew that it would deflect the flak from the Fat Slags and I was waiting for the abuse to hit me - and some of it was feckin funny as well.

So what happens - I get 40% more warnings fer abusing the mods and posters !!!!

And then they keep it running to abuse me. But dont worry peeple - I can take it as well as give it out. Keep on posting - I am not a SOFT poster who hits the abuse button.

But beware - this site is going to the dogs.

I was 70% prior to this post !!! :thumb04: :018: ;)

[Scotty]

I was 70% prior to this post !!! :thumb04: :018:

and you are still 70 ... not sure where the other 10 came from, but 70 is the number we have set you at. my response is available on private messaging.

incidentally, I think C1C3 is the best so far !!!

[Heilandee]

"Ah'm away to Dingwall Tray,ah here their lookin for a couple of fat stags ower there"

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Well in fer a feckin in fer a pound

**** aff ay Fintry Fanny - see ya fer a square go on the A 96.

And dont push the abuse button ya feckin fairy.

[Heilandee]

Well in fer a feckin in fer a pound

**** aff ay Fintry Fanny - see ya fer a square go on the A 96.

And dont push the abuse button ya feckin fairy.

sqaure go meh erse,yer ah **** an wind ya auld goat,yev been doon sooth waaaaaaaay too lang,ehv had mair abuse fae the bairns pals when eh keep their ba :thumb04:

[Joonya]

the fat slags meeting went ahead despite me turning up late

[Alex MacLeod]

the fat slags meeting went ahead despite me turning up late

Cheeky b!tch say's I make a lovely woman but I need to learn to sit with my legs closed.

Hey Jnr.........thought you were supposed to be just gringo now.

[CaleyHE]

the fat slags meeting went ahead despite me turning up late

Its the guy inside watching yer ar*se that would be troubling me.

[CaleyJulz]

the fat slags meeting went ahead despite me turning up late

Its the guy inside watching yer ar*se that would be troubling me.

The writing on the road behind him says it all !!

[Joonya]

the gasses were certainly flowing that weekend!!!

surprised that as it was a truck stop, noone thought to 'loan' a WIDE LOAD sign and stick it on my ass. lol

[caley100]

Here we are Tannadice st, 2.48 pm, from the left , Yngwie, the venerable Mantis and Caleystan.

Captions please....

[DALNEIGHCALEY]

Take my hand now Stan theres a busy road to cross.

[Tichy_Blacks_Back]

How to make a m?nage ? trois still work after all those years....

[tm4tj]

Yes, I can feel it..........what is it?

I'm not sure, it just sort of popped up

Stan, where did you get that huge lollipop from.