Caption Competition

[ElderBoy]

Today, Ross County Unveiled their new matchday travel 'Gypsy Express'.

[Locutus]

"Proof, if ever it was needed, that sharp objects and balloons don't go together as Dingwalls new Portable Needle Exchange crashes on maiden voyage."

or

"County Fans Caravan Blimp seemed such a good idea until they realised it would be full of p***ks"

[Beer Monster]

Think I can improve on that slightly with.....Gudgies Inflatable Portable 'Ome fails on maiden voyage.

Yeah think Gudgie works better

[CELTIC1CALEY3]

''Ross County say they will not seek a ground-sharing agreement with Inverness Caledonian Thistle if they are promoted to the Scottish Premier League.

The Dingwall side top the First Division, but their Victoria Park stadium seats only 3,500 supporters, 2,500 short of the SPL minimum. Today that number should have been reduced to 2,490 but the Airship Siegel in a test flight for sponsors was unable to sustain itself at altitude. Flybe refused to comment on Ross County's daring attempt to outwit them.''

Update - Ross County are now third in the table and like Airship Siegel ready for deflation.