Caption contest

[+Gringo]

Picture from the BBC....(hope its legal to post it :001: )

[+DoofersDad]

Two times Terry call. I go Inverness now.

[Snow]

Two times Terry call. I go Inverness now.

:001:

[+CaleyD]

"It's true...people from Dingwall have web bits between their fingers....right in there."

[Heilandee]

and by the time i buy a car and some nice clothes,2 millions going nowhere.

[Johnboy]

Sorry boss.... I don't get it.

Which little piggy went to market?

[culduthel]

In Brazil we give the two fingers!

In Italy we give the middle finger!

[Ronaldo]

Yes, that's right, two yellow cards means you should not be on the pitch anymore, shall we count them again......

[culduthel]

Is this the left?

Yes, I am sure that is the side that is your left.

Should we ask someone?

[tm4tj]

Watch, you can pick both nostrils at the same time by doing this........copy me

or

Look, I tells you, Barry Ferguson did it like this......

[Gabby]

.....but if you really want to make them angry, just leave this finger extended.

[caley100]

Picture from the BBC....(hope its legal to post it :D )

'Listen fer fecks sake, one and one is two..get it? '

[Council Juice]

"I've seen mamma mia 2 times already"

"well after 2 comes 3... like me"

[Georgeios]

this one goes in that hole up to here, and this one goes...

How to hold a bowling ball..... honest.

[+Gringo]

I'm telling you Roberto, watch that chairman..he showed these to Mark Hughes.

[AJS]

Robinho "Check out my new invisible phone gaffer."

Mancini "Yeah i know the chairman got me one when i came here too."

Edited January 27, 2010 by ajsict92

[broomie boy]

Rob , edinburgh girls i need 2 fingers.

Man , Inverness girls i need 4 fingers.

[DornochCaley]

"I thought i was joining a top 2 team?"

"How much you want to believe it is, this isn't Chelsea, we are a top 4 at a push."

Or

"I get 4 million per week"

"What? Am i counting right? I only get 2 million more than you?!"

Edited January 28, 2010 by DornochCaley

[Alex MacLeod]

You were brought here to play football not feckin fingerball.

[culduthel]

Two months at Santos and then I come back.

No! Four months at Santos then you stay there!