THE PERFECT JOB

[CaleyJulz]

Mine was a movie star LOL :021:

Job predictor

[CaleyJulz]

ohhhhh or try yer site name mine said cutecaleychick you ideal job is complete and utter nutter !!!

[ictrmd]

My ideal job is a Unemployed! :001:

[Caley Fish]

My ideal ideal job is a Satan :evil09: :evil09:

[Scotty]

For me ....

• username (Scotty) = Heavyweight Boxer
  
• first name = Air Steward
  
• first name + surname = Rally car driver :driving01:
  
• full baptismal name = Sandwich Board Advertising
  

and for the missus

• username = Stripper :tongue04:
  
• first name = Hypnotist :017:
  
• first name + surname (baptismal name too) = Dodgem Driver :tank:
  
• Married name = the Speaking Clock :blah03:
  

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[CaleyJulz]

If i use my 1st name its says garden gnome i know im small but hey thats just taking the ****.

ermm 2nd name im a stripper

middle name jungle explorer

full name head teacher

[Yngwie]

Emperor of all the world! :021:

[CaleyD]

Your ideal job is a Anything except what you're doing now.

[Guest Caley83]

President!!!! :021: :021: :021: :021: :021: :021: :021: :021: :021: :015: :tho caley83 comes up as circus freak

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Gordon Ramsey: Ping pong ball inspector

Alister Mcoist: Chef

Jimmy Hill: Dentist

Charlie Christie:circus freak

[Alex MacLeod]

Any of the following:

Alex: Clown

Alexander: Housekeeper

MacLeod: Rabbit Slayer

Alex MacLeod: Professional Hippy

Alexander MacLeod: Pirate

[Guest Bonzo]

........... dog

[Joonya]

Rob = Movie Star

Robert = Play for Rangers :008:

Wilson = Speaking Clock

Rob Wilson = Panto Dame

Robert Wilson = Trained Assasin

Gringo Jnr = The Job I have Now

Gringo Junior = Headteacher

and i am due to snuff it on 26th December 2059 - so i have 19566 days left to get absolutely bladdered :021:

[Scotty]

Think I will call you 'Rob Wilson' from now on then :004:

[Murchison]

When I put in Kenneth I also told the depressing news that I should be playing for Rangers!!! :008:

Others where better though-

Kenny - Gigolo :021:

Kenneth Murchison - Brain Surgeon

Kenny Murchison - Teaching Pensioners to Drive! (i'd never have the patients)

Murchison - Church Minister

[Phill]

Phill, Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.

1stname+Surname: Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian.

Surname: Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

think it's a miss print.... should it not be AM?!? :015:

and one night... oppsy DAY a week.... business is not THAT quiet! :014:

[Interthenet Jnr]

Full Name: Pole Dancer

First Name: Stripper

Username: Professional Shopper

So no matter what i'm going to be getting my kit off :021:

[Guest ICTangie]

Mine is... As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.

:drinking08: Cheers :drinking08:

[Guest Lauraness]

Laura, Your ideal job is a Nun.

Laura Moffat, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

Lauraness, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

Your ideal chat up line is

Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you. .

Laura,

Your ideal holiday destination is

Angola .

wheres that?

[The Mantis]

Well I got a few interesting ones too but my favourite was for my wife: garden gnome :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

This feckin shyte link is taking the feckin pish. :019: :019:

I put ma real name in and it comes up with Litter feckin Warden. I put IHE in and it comes up with Panto feckin dame.

Would you believe it??

[CaleyJulz]

Yes IHE i do. see i got garden gnome and im little

[Joonya]

and i shall refer you to your frist name then scotty.... air steward...

oh, I say!!!!! :whip02: