Modern Day Lovestory

[Mrs Pauliebee]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves

assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but

Would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own f*cking blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

[Guest kcj]

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[Johnboy]

That one's been on this site before, Mrs P.... Never mind though - it's the way you tell 'em.....!!!

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

jb, you remember too much!!!

i likey! :015: :015: :015:

[Johnboy]

You know how much I love a good original joke, FW.... :003: :003: