CAPTION COMPETITION

[tm4tj]

Can someone help me, I've got powerade coming out ma ears :010:

[Guest liso]

Grassa mate theres a pint in the tap in the heathmount for you

[jaggedthistle]

When I find out which one of them put super glue in my "oh so soft" hand cream I swear to God...!!

[Ronaldo]

Come in no.25 your time's up!

 

[MorayJaggie]

Anyone for a pie

[RiG]

"BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[NigeyBear]

"BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

:rotflmao:

[+Gringo]

:rotflmao: That's quality....  :015:

[Jay_7]

"Don't sign the contract Wyness..."

[Libero]

'Roy! Dont go forward you're a midfielder!'

[Guest neksor]

Wimpishly - Please listen to me you wonderful footballers - it's my fault all along!

neksor

[ICTodd]

"Cmon United!!" *oooo **** I'm back with Caley* "Sorry Savage"

[Caley]

"Who's the ******* in the black?"

[RichieKass]

'Right guys, Hands up who thinks i'm a good manager'

'Anyone clubs needing a manager next season?'

'who says you need fans and a full squad of good players to run a successful football team'

'Right that's it mike, if you don't score a goal no new contract for you and Zibi can play out the rest of the season between the sticks'

'Why doesn't anyone like me?'

'Maybe if i look like i'm shouting people won't notice that i know sod-all about man management, tactics and substitutions'

'Dennis who????'

'why am i the only one cheering, i mean it's the taking part that counts right???'

'You in the back row, do you want to be my friend, it would appear i have a few vacancies at this current time?'

'Shall i leave now, or do you want me to make us look p1sh for the remainder of the season?'

'Okay, okay who wants to play for ICT next season, if you can pull in the right direction you can pull on a shirt no questions asked'

[CELTIC1CALEY3]

'Oi, has anyone seen the dressing room...I've flippin lost it'

[Guest TinCanFan]

"Has anyone seen my hat?"

[Dmacca]

Rankin get your *** back up here right now.

[tm4tj]

Booooooo............. :015: Thats definitely the winner :015:

[breachofthepeace]

"Are you watching Eddie, told you you would regret sacking me"

[CELTIC1CALEY3]

....Killie Park, Donald Park,..............I did it my way!

[Guest andyo]

hey malkie do you know utd are a top six club since we left

[TomCaleyJag]

Hey Malkie, I keep getting all these letters and e-mails from those nice lads in section g. What does GTF stand for??

[MissICT]

I know I'm supposed to shout but what am i supposed to shout about?

[KingBeastie]

"Malky honey... do you fancy moving to do gretna?"  :sillywave:

[+HawkeyeTheGnu]

"We're shyte, and I know we are....."