Parliamo Unvarness.

[Charles Bannerman]

Overheard phone conversation in Morrison's: "Howyadooen? Uryizwotcheen the foobleaye?"

Classic Inverness!

[Kingsmills]

Notheen wrong with that mun.

[BA]

Aye thats fair enuff mun

[Kingsmills]

The archetypal Invernessian Panto' character; Fairy Nuff .

[Jay_7]

"Howyadooen?"

No badger shell?

[+jagster]

Surviveeen

[clacher_holiday2]

No bad yersell lyk

[Scotty]

chatty doof mun

[Kingsmills]

Yur seein it.

[KingBeastie]

craic wi yu?

[Kingsmills]

Notheen much the day.

[tm4tj]

cuteeen the grass an diggeeen the gardeeen

[Jay_7]

Anyone fer a block puddeen sapper?

[Kingsmills]

I prefer home cookeen.

[Guest couchpotato]

Best spoken Queens English in the UK....Rite e nuff mun

[Jay_7]

I prefer home cookeen.

Tesco sells a lard product called "Cookeen" that I am convinced is manufactured locally!

[BA]

I prefer home cookeen.

Tesco sells a lard product called "Cookeen" that I am convinced is manufactured locally!

I've seen that before as well, would be very surprised if it was sold outside of Inverness

[Jay_7]

It was sold in the Dundee Extra store I worked in while at Uni.

[Kingsmills]

I'm just surprised that anyone used lard anywhere anymore ! Mind you chips don't taste the same done in vegetable oil.

[RednBlackComeback]

I prefer home cookeen.

Tesco sells a lard product called "Cookeen" that I am convinced is manufactured locally!

I've seen that before as well, would be very surprised if it was sold outside of Inverness

Wow, I'd totally forgotten about that stuff.......I remember the tv advert well !!!

[FortressICT]

aye what like the day mun?

[Tug]

aye aye no bad mun no bad.

whit you been at??

me?? ah **** all you kna just chappin awa

[Alex MacLeod]

Best spoken Queens English in the UK....Rite e nuff mun

Not the best spoken Queens English..........its the nearest to Queens English. Only the Queen actually speaks Queens English. All the rest have some form of dialect including Invernessians

[+dumpmaster]

My mur and farr sent me for a bottle of chatt to the shop, but the wifey said I was to yung to buy it so send your older bruurr instead,and I will serve him no borre at all.

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[Jay_7]

My mur and farr sent me for a bottle of chatt to the shop, but the wifey said I was to yung to buy it so send your older bruurr instead,and I will serve him no borre at all.

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Did You no get any carly warlies while you were there?  :010: