I say...

[Yompa]

The OFH seems to have given the children's page a right good thrashing these last few weeks.

Surely the weans cannae be away studying? :004:

[Interthenet Jnr]

To busy out this weekend celebrating :005:

[Yompa]

Do I spot a split infinitive? :004:

[f*ballers wife]

Do I spot a split infinitive? :004:

oh my!!!

only if you stood too close to me with shiny shoes?!? :004:

[Johnboy]

Yeah - And roll up your sleeve if you want to put your finger on it...!!! :015: :015: :015:

[Yompa]

Birds Eye fish fingers... :005:

[f*ballers wife]

Yeah - And roll up your sleeve if you want to put your finger on it...!!! :015: :015: :015:

Birds Eye fish fingers... :005:

oh my!!!

guys... you dont half lower the tone..... :014:

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[+Gringo]

I knew I should have knocked the mud off my boots during the HM.... :015: :015:

[Interthenet Jnr]

Well i can lower the tone a bit more. Stopped celebrating and back at school yesterday. Walked into higher biology sat next to these two stunning girls. First thing i turned to say to them was...... so we here to learn about fannys :014: . Am going to be in there i tells ya. :021:

[+Gringo]

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[Yompa]

Better make sure yow clean yow shoes in the morning then... :004:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

memo to self..... must to talk to jnr about chat up lines! :014:

[Interthenet Jnr]

Got even better the day. We were learning about organisms and cells as you do. I was busy chatting away to these two burds about some random stuff when the teacher says, "you ok there Ross". Me trying to be the smart arse meant to answer back "aye just talking about organisms" but some how it came out orgasms. Well the Lady's like a man who can laugh at himself :021:

[Scotty]

be careful with your organisms and orgasms Jnr ..... the ladies will only accept one of those choices with great pleasure :004:

[Johnboy]

oh my!!!

memo to self..... must to talk to jnr about chat up lines! :014:

I would have thought Jnr's subtle technique would have worked wonders for a gal like you, FW... :015: :015:

[Interthenet Jnr]

be careful with your organisms and orgasms Jnr ..... the ladies will only accept one of those choices with great pleasure :004:

I'm sure the ladies will take great pleasure in my organisms. All those membrains and nucluei :003: . As for FW, as if you would turn down that chat up line. :014:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

memo to self..... must to talk to jnr about chat up lines! :014:

I would have thought Jnr's subtle technique would have worked wonders for a gal like you, FW... :015: :015:

oh my!!!

well, jb sweeti, i've had a few in my time it has to be said.... and the odd chat up line too! :016: :004:

i girl sure likes a guy who makes then laugh, jnr! you go babe, but keep your membrain on at all times tho and your nucluei will stay where the gilrs want it to.... :015:

[Interthenet Jnr]

Don't worry the girls know where they want it to stay :004:

[f*ballers wife]

Don't worry the girls know where they want it to stay :004:

oh my!!!

yes sweeti, but that's NOT where YOU THINK they want it! :015:

oh to be a younster again....

if only i knew then what i know now... :015: :004: :005:

[Interthenet Jnr]

Well if they want it in a different place then they've got something wrong in their heads... disgusting :014:

[Yompa]

I thought grooming was an offence... :004:

[Interthenet Jnr]

Depemds whos doing the grooming, although i am a little confused and worried where this thread is headed.

[f*ballers wife]

I thought grooming was an offence... :004:

oh my!!!

sweet~pee. i know you;re getting on a bit.... in ones 70's and all that jazz..... but when/where/who/why did 'grooming' come into the pic?

i'm a little confuzzled..... getting on a bit myself of course! :015:

[Interthenet Jnr]

i would like to use this time to point out i'm completety legal, unless your one of my teachers :014: . History teacher would still get it though. :021:

[f*ballers wife]

History teacher would still get it though. :021:

oh my!!!

and the battle of balnabarebum was fought in the year 1967, won by the stroke of a birch whip only after the general was caught in a fit of passion with the milkmaid..... or was the 1796....??? :015:

i can be your history teacher..... :004: :015: