Susan

[Bronson]

Not on here often anymore so apologies if this has been discussed already, but exactly is the deal with Susan???

 

Wasn't he proclaimed to be a sensational striker that would take Scottish football by storm? Is he injured, or what's the story? Someone must have some gossip or inside information as to what the feck' s been going on.

Was he signed on the back of a 30 second you tube clip or did he actually have talent? If it's the latter, then what has happened???

[+Hiro]

Safe to say we won' t be seeing him again.  I've heard he's already left the building on the quiet but not had it confirmed.  Looks like the freed up wages are being used to try and bring in Nathan Austin.

[+CaleyD]

No gossip needed.  Robbo told the press the other week that the guy had been unfortunate with injury and illness (including a spell in hospital) so not available for selection as a result.  Also, a change in circumstances meant that he'd be allowed to move on if he found himself something else.

[ictchris]

He wasn't real.  He was a made up player.  His brief appearances were Brian Rice dressed up.   His wages went into the kitty for the Christmas night out.

Fake NewZschusschen, if you will.

[Guest]

No.19 shirt appears cursed. Boden then Susan.  Retire it. 

[Renegade]

1 hour ago, Caman said:

No.19 shirt appears cursed. Boden then Susan.  Retire it. 

Didn't do Wyness much harm! 

If Zschusschen has been released it's with deep sorrow that my songbook for him will never be used by the Young Team and the wider Caley Awayers.  Forevermore, the wind shall whistle 'Talkin' 'Bout a Felitciano Zschusschen' by Tracey Chapman and T-Rex's 'You won't fool the children of Felitciano Zschusschen.'

Edited December 29, 2017 by Renegade

[CELTIC1CALEY3]

Zschusschen is still training to recover from injuries and illness. Nobody wants an injury or sickness. 

[jingsmonty]

Guess we'll have to wait & see what happens with Zschussen - however good (or bad) he is as a player, hope he is ok injury & healthwise. 

Given the chaos over last summer & how that affected the transfers, we were never going to get a 100% success rate with signings.

 

[Guest]

Wish him well personally. But want him off the wage bill and away.

[Yngwie]

On 29/12/2017 at 10:40 AM, CaleyD said:

 Robbo told the press the other week that the guy had been unfortunate with injury and illness

Given how poor Susan looked even in pre-season, I cant help wondering if he already had these health issues when we unwittingly signed him?

[+CaleyD]

22 minutes ago, Yngwie said:

Given how poor Susan looked even in pre-season, I cant help wondering if he already had these health issues when we unwittingly signed him?

If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.

[Yngwie]

I’ll take that as a yes.

[PullMyFinger]

On 12/30/2017 at 11:10 PM, CaleyD said:

If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.

But?

[bdu98196]

Eh? Doumboya left last Jan................TBH given how we struggled infront of goal this year, I'd have had him back for this level........

[Caley Mad In Berks]

25 minutes ago, bdu98196 said:

Eh? Doumboya left last Jan................TBH given how we struggled infront of goal this year, I'd have had him back for this level........

Not "Susan" I know, but Doumbouya has indeed just left SKN St Polten in Austria, for a team in Thailand, PT Prachuap

[IBM]

He is going soon 

[MorayJaggie]

5 minutes ago, IBM said:

He is going soon 

Do tell

[Scotty]

contract being terminated according to @CaleyD in another thread. 

[Ritchie Sacramento]

Robbo confirmed that Susan is away in his post match interview. 

[tm4tj]

Was he ever here? I doubt he was a footballer anyway. Possibly the worst signing ever in the history of the game. We got out of jail there

A boy named Zschu.....

 

[MorayJaggie]

He's away to some team in holland in their 2nd division apparently.

[Renegade]

So much for him making a 'big difference'.  Probably one of the worst strikers I've ever seen play for us.  Right up there with Dean McDonald, Dani Lopez and Scott Boden.

Edited January 31, 2018 by Renegade

[Yngwie]

Unfortunately for all parties concerned, he turned out to be one of of our worst ever signings.

[cif73]

Living proof that virtually any player can look good on youtube.

[Guest]

Goodbye Susan. Thanks for the skills, thrills and goals. You will be missed. But then again........