Michael Owen

[Caley Mad In Berks]

Apparently David Blaine, the well known American magician/illusionist, famous for his many well publicised stunts, is really hacked off that Owen has smashed his 44 day record of hanging around in a box doing feck all!

[SMEE]

Well...in fairness to Owen...like a man standing in a feild with cows.....hes surrounded by sh1te!

[Yngwie]

You know how you always see Newcastle fans bare chested in the stands no matter how cold it is? Its not because they're hard, its because they're embarrassed to be seen in Newcastle shirts!

[Linwoodictsc]

You know how you always see Newcastle fans bare chested in the stands no matter how cold it is? Its not because they're hard, its because they're embarrassed to be seen in Newcastle shirts!

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[RiG]

Well...in fairness to Owen...like a man standing in a feild with cows.....hes surrounded by sh1te!

Michael Owen isn't exactly doing to well these days himself and he has the cheek to seek a pay rise when they sit down to discuss his new contract soon. Tell you what lad, play some football and stick the ball in the back of the net like you are paid to do!

[Heilandee]

Michael Owen isn't exactly doing to well these days himself and he has the cheek to seek a pay rise when they sit down to discuss his new contract soon. Tell you what lad, play some football and stick the ball in the back of the net like you are paid to do!

He's responded to you Rig!

Owen Scores.