ICT finances

[+bughtmaster]

ox o flavour of the month

[TopSix]

we herd you the first time

people on this thread need to give themselves a good shake!! Mines a strawberry

My moobile phone is useless. Keeps on friesian on me hence the double posts.

[Tichy_Blacks_Back]

I think we all need to give ourselves a pat on the back as nothing goes past your eyes on this thread.

[+bughtmaster]

Could this go on for hiefer and hiefer?

[+CaleyD]

It's an udder shambles.

[12th Man]

Milk, Milk, Lemonade and Dingwalls where the chocolates made.

Yet I know, Im an immature teat

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I am reliably informed that County advertised for experienced farmers to hand milk some cows to save on the milk bills. 567 perverts with marigolds and wellie turned up. The job was apparently given to a relative of Granville Paterson.

[Georgeios]

The tink got a cracking big bite out some

[Scarlet Pimple]

Well, this thread has been a shot in the arm up to now; maybe it's even a pro-biotic.

I have to admit that my stomach is CHURNING with laughter.

Obviously there are some very clever people on here.

[+DoofersDad]

Yup - the creme de la creme.

[+bughtmaster]

come on you are beefing it up now

[Ten4]

Hoping` Hay.es` doesnt veal there`s a lot at steak tomorrow but.t he goes in the hoof after a mis s.hit !

[+bughtmaster]

I am reliably informed that County advertised for experienced farmers to hand milk some cows to save on the milk bills. 567 perverts with marigolds and wellie turned up. The job was apparently given to a relative of Granville Paterson.

You sure these were marigolds not COWSLIPS?

[+CaleyD]

I think we curd have gone whey over the top with the milk references.

[Yngwie]

Yes, let's get back to the football and talk tactics for tomorrow's game. Do you think we'll be playing high balls to our pint sized striker?

[DJS]

Maybe the club should invest in a cow. It would provide milk, keep the grass down and cut the wage bill as it would double up as groundswoman

[+Gringo]

That would be classed as reintroducing the big hoof to the pitch and we don't want that as the fans would be giving TB a right old leathering.

[Scarlet Pimple]

So long as it's a cash cow...eh?

[Scarlet Pimple]

Anyway,let's hope there are no injuries tomorrow--like the goalie crashes into the post and gets a tender-loin.

Or deffo not a charley-HORSE.

[PaderbornCaley]

After a few Taliksers in the Park Bar last night I had a strong desire for a milkshake. The manager wouldn't make me one :(

staggy4life has a lot to answer for!

[WYNESS101]

[+DoofersDad]

The lads showed a lot of bottle to take the lead after going down to 10 men. But then they let it slip. Never mind - no point crying over spilt milk.

[PaderbornCaley]

Jones should never have been sent off. He barely skimmed him.

[+bughtmaster]

Think this is pretty well skimmed now.

[Scarlet Pimple]

Well, not if today's match had a lot of fans attending and it seemed a bit crowdy.

And an irate fan threw some of it at the ref whose name was Yogi and the ref's wife complained to Management about her yog-hurt.