Match report from Tannadice

[Yngwie]

Got a freebie at Tannadice last night. Highlights were :

1) A cat running full length of the pitch (dribbled round the whole Utd defence and scored etc).

2) Utd midfielder Stuart Abbot is only 4 feet tall.

3) Big hoarding just along from the dugouts advertising the Samaritans phone number. Not clear whether this is aimed at Utd's management, players or fans.

Despite all this, it still wasn't worth going.

[KingBeastie]

Has brewster been linked with trying to sign the cat yet?

[Yngwie]

Don't be surprised if he makes a move for I-Cat!

[Heilandee]

http://tinyurl.com/n3m3n