Last night's religious experience

[Mee]

Ronaldo, Luis Figo and James McFadden are standing before God at the

throne of Heaven.

God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I

must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe?"

Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe

Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy

to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid.

I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the

terraces supporting their club."

God looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat to his left.

He then turns to Luis Figo, "and you, Luis, what do you believe?"

Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are

the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career

providing a living embodiment of these traits."

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Figo the seat to his

right.

Finally, he turns to Faddy "and you, James, what do you believe?"

"I believe" says Faddy "you're sitting in my seat." 

[Kingsmills]

An old joke but Mantis got there first.

[caley100]

:015: Aye very good.....

And there was me thinking you were going to share your experience with a devine light shining down on you from above with a voice saying  '  Lesley.. give up drinking smoking and gambling and you shalt not have to watch Ross County anymore '

[Mee]

Its Elgin next Caley100  :001:

[The Mantis]

[quote author=Kingsmills link=topic=4787.msg74600#msg74600 date=1189688833]

An old joke but Mantis got there first.

[url=http://www.caleythistleonline.com/community/index.php?topic=4785.msg74582#msg74582]Yeah sorry Lesley but I'm sitting there  :blah01:

Don, Scotty- how come every link or quote I do these days gets fecked up  :017:

[Mee]

Sorry Mantis, I got sent it at work and dashed on to post it, didnt have a chance to read through all the threads first!

Still, it deserves a thread of its own - and seeing as you're here, try this clip of Radio Clyde's commentary on The Goal

Faddy's Goal.mp3

[Heilandee]

Sorry Mantis, I got sent it at work and dashed on to post it, didnt have a chance to read through all the threads first!

Still, it deserves a thread of its own - and seeing as you're here, try this clip of Radio Clyde's commentary on The Goal

Faddy's Goal.mp3

Sorry L yer too late wi that ane as well,check oot the Scotland beat France threed  :023:

[Johnboy]

I've heard of fans with microphones but that's feckin ridiculous....

I couldn't get your link to work, H/Dee - in fact it totally froze my computer - had to switch off & reboot...

[Heilandee]

I've heard of fans with microphones but that's feckin ridiculous....

I couldn't get your link to work, H/Dee - in fact it totally froze my computer - had to switch off & reboot...

Time to upograde that Commodore 64 Johnboy  :comp01:

[Mee]

Sorry L yer too late wi that ane as well,check oot the Scotland beat France threed  :023:

Oh ffs I'll just keep quiet then  :001:

[Heilandee]

Oh ffs I'll just keep quiet then  :001:

[Johnboy]

I've heard of fans with microphones but that's feckin ridiculous....

I couldn't get your link to work, H/Dee - in fact it totally froze my computer - had to switch off & reboot...

Time to upograde that Commodore 64 Johnboy  :comp01:

Have just upgraded to a Commodore... Got rid of the Sinclair Spectrum just last week....  :003: