Anyone know a good CLairvoyant ?

[Fanoffooty]

 

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  I need to be told ICT WILL WIN on Saturday  :party01:

[L_G]

ICT will win on Saturday.  :015:

[Fanoffooty]

ICT will win on Saturday.  :015:

& Pray tell me what will our fortunes be ?

[Guest pompeyjags]

more to the point which saturday will we win on????  :024:

[A96]

Kenneth MacKenzie (Coinneach Odhar/The Brahan Seer) has a good record at seeing into the future.

There's just two drawbacks though.  1) He's dead - got burnt alive in a barrel of hot tar - and  2) Being from the wrong side of the Bridge, he was a Ross County supporter.

Take your pick as to which of these two fates is the worst. 

[gordyfromsneck]

Yes, I do.

[Guest TinCanFan]

Maybe you need to see a fortune teller.

[Fanoffooty]

ICT will win on Saturday.  :015:

Thankyou , thats all i wanted to know

just one thing , was it the Cards  Crystal ball  ? :D or can you really see into the future ?

[caley100]

Nah...it was Johndo's tea leaves... typhoo! 

[absent friend]

Inverness folk are all clairvoyant!

Think of that well known greeting -

''How are you dooen, Dan?''

''Och, you know yersell''

[Fanoffooty]

Inverness folk are all clairvoyant!

Think of that well known greeting -

''How are you dooen, Dan?''

''Och, you know yersell''

Aye Right enuff ;D

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Kenneth MacKenzie (Coinneach Odhar/The Brahan Seer) has a good record at seeing into the future.

There's just two drawbacks though.  1) He's dead - got burnt alive in a barrel of hot tar - and  2) Being from the wrong side of the Bridge, he was a Ross County supporter.

Take your pick as to which of these two fates is the worst. 

My cousin Kenny was born long before the conception of Ross County and was in fact murdered by the ancestors of the caravan dwellers. Like Kenny I am blessed with the Taibhsearachd but I have to be careful how I use the gift of prophecy. Clairvoyants are shams like ***** Rose Lee - who I do not think eminated from Ross-Shire. I will share my foresight with you but I am being moderated by the Seer Censorship Society so I will have to be more cryptic than usual and you will have to read between the lines as I had to do between the tea leaves.

Basically the weather will play its part on Saturday - If a grey cloud with a long shadow and a well established front are present at the kick off the portents are favourable, heightened if a small wisp of black cloud appears within the hour. However if the chill, passively moving wind blows in again from Eastern Europe I foretell rejoicing at the end of the caravan dwellers.

[Fanoffooty]

Kenneth MacKenzie (Coinneach Odhar/The Brahan Seer) has a good record at seeing into the future.

There's just two drawbacks though.  1) He's dead - got burnt alive in a barrel of hot tar - and  2) Being from the wrong side of the Bridge, he was a Ross County supporter.

Take your pick as to which of these two fates is the worst. 

My cousin Kenny was born long before the conception of Ross County and was in fact murdered by the ancestors of the caravan dwellers. Like Kenny I am blessed with the Taibhsearachd but I have to be careful how I use the gift of prophecy. Clairvoyants are shams like ***** Rose Lee - who I do not think eminated from Ross-Shire. I will share my foresight with you but I am being moderated by the Seer Censorship Society so I will have to be more cryptic than usual and you will have to read between the lines as I had to do between the tea leaves.

Basically the weather will play its part on Saturday - If a grey cloud with a long shadow and a well established front are present at the kick off the portents are favourable, heightened if a small wisp of black cloud appears within the hour. However if the chill, passively moving wind blows in again from Eastern Europe I foretell rejoicing at the end of the caravan dwellers.

Thankyou oh  Mighty Immortal one , i appreciate your valuable insight , now could you tell me , will the chip van be at Tulloch Caledonain Stadium on Saturday ?

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I see a van called Cillas chips and a vision :

[wyness_is_god]

Mixed Signals IHE  That sighting must have been at Parkhead because im sure Chesney was in the Celtic dugout  :004:

[Fanoffooty]

Mixed Signals IHE  That sighting must have been at Parkhead because im sure Chesney was in the Celtic dugout  :004:

i see the similarity but no what you saw was the mannie Strachan himself  ;D

[wyness_is_god]

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Was it a coronation street cast day out on Saturday 

Could have sworn i saw that nasty wee ***** David Platt on the pitch or was that just Ian Black :sillywave:

[Scarlet Pimple]

My goodness, are we now featuring Ian Black's wee 15 year-old brother in his wee semmet?

And I have found a new free spellchecker that works a treat on emails, blogs and forums-- it came up dutifully with "semmet".  LOL.

All you do is install, right click  &  :clapping select from menu as to option (e.g .spell check) and click.  :clapping03:

[Scarlet Pimple]

The spell checker  has good reviews--go to www.iespell.com and check it out.

It offers several dictionaries as the default. Current default is Merriams.

I like it for the right click feature and the fact that it scans all the text at once.

SP :011:

[Alex MacLeod]

Spell checker is cack. Its no a semmet its a simmit :016:

[caley100]

Mmm.. i always thought it was ' Semmit ' but you oldies would know best...  :016:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

This all sounds like semmit out of nothing.

     

[Fanoffooty]

Could we have another good prediction for tomorrow please :crazy07:

[Scotty]

Was it a coronation street cast day out on Saturday 

could have been .... I bumped into this guy outside Toronto FC's stadium !!!!! Maybe not that surprising as he is a well know Sheff Wed fan !

[Scarlet Pimple]

It's been so long since I wore won that to tell you the truth sir I can't remember how to spell it.

Anyway, a rose by any other spellning is still a semmit.

I can see that there are some anti-semmitic persons on here. Please keep religion out of this would you ..Sniff. Personally speaking I am a monastic  agnostic.

Now I am totally ready to semmit this by clicking post. :015: