The Value of Underwear!

[Mrs Pauliebee]

Be careful what you wear (or don't wear) when working under your vehicle....especially in public!

From the Sydney Morning Herald comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have it break down in the parking lot.  The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed their car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car, on closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.  Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.  Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hands UP his shorts and tucked everything back in place.

On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.  The mechanic however, had to have three stitches in his head!

[CaleyD]

Another funny story which is unfortunately an Urban Legend - Clicky Thing

[Heilandee]

Another funny story which is unfortunately an Urban Legend - Clicky Thing

bet you tell the bairns there's no Santa eh?...... bah humbug

[Mrs Pauliebee]

It's probably still the reason Caley100 became a mechanic in the first place though eh!  :015:

[CaleyD]

[caley100]

:024: Mmmmmm never tried it so far.... need yer car fixed ladies?

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

What the feck is wrong wiv no wearing underwear. It never got me into any trouble.

[Scarlet Pimple]

Mrs Paulibee--we have never met ...but I like you already. :016:

Scarlet  :015:

[+Wanderer]

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding

his business when a man with a large black beard walks in.

The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum.

The bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum then

starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"

The man says, "Castro's Army."

The bartender says, "Alright then." And the man leaves.

A few minutes later another man with a large black beard

walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum.

The bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Pay up, Buddy"

The man says, "I'm with Castro's Army."

The bartender says, "Alright then." And the man leaves.

The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders

a shot of rum. He drinks the rum then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Sir, your bill?"

The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."

The bartender says, "And where is your big black beard?"

The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his kilt and says, "Secret Service."

[The Mantis]

When I heard that joke about 30 years ago there was a cigar as well as a beard!

[+Wanderer]

Old Git Memory Jogging Service....at your service  :blah01: 

[f*ballers wife]

:024: Mmmmmm never tried it so far.... need yer car fixed ladies?

oh my!!!

now you mention it..... :004:

What the feck is wrong wiv no wearing underwear. It never got me into any trouble.

now you mention it..... :023: :001: