The Geography of a woman

[f*ballers wife]

The Geography of a woman

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Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa.

Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like UK.

Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, she is like India.

Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France.

Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia.

Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes.

Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia.

Very wide and borders are un-patrolled.

The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia.

A glorious and all-conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become like Afghanistan.

Everyone knows where it is,

but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 90, a man is like the USA ......

Ruled by a ****

so girlies.... where are you..... bonjour mon amis?!?!

[Guest airbornejake]

Some great words of wisdom F**tballers wife, but i have been to Afghanistan, and would be happy to go back. but the rest of what you say my lovely does make sense.

[Alex MacLeod]

So whats your country FWB

[Guest kcj]

"Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia.

Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes.

Massive reconstruction is now necessary."

****'s Bells what've I got to look forward to?! Currently navigating thru Yugoslavia then a move on to frigid Russia - what joy!

[Guest Lauraness]

IM IN THE UK............YEH THE CASH BIT IS TRUE

[f*ballers wife]

****'s Bells what've I got to look forward to?! Currently navigating thru Yugoslavia then a move on to frigid Russia - what joy!

oh my!!!

currently up the eifle tower sweeti.... but in a couple of years i;m going to have to make yugoslavia the new france....

so you must now make russia the new yugoslavia....

afterall, the world looks apon us cali gals as trend setters!!! :thumbsup:

[Johnboy]

I reckon you could be Scotland, FBW.. The Highlands, that is....

Rugged un-cultivated beauty - overflowing with Higland charm & hospitality

Climatically un-predictable - yet improving with age & experience...!!

Could even be an auld alliance simmering away there..... some kind of enigmatic mystery perhaps.... Who knows...??

[f*ballers wife]

I reckon you could be Scotland, FBW.. The Highlands, that is....

Rugged un-cultivated beauty - overflowing with Higland charm & hospitality

Climatically un-predictable - yet improving with age & experience...!!

Could even be an auld alliance simmering away there..... some kind of enigmatic mystery perhaps.... Who knows...??

oh my!!!

bloody **** babe, you've been smokin too much of your avatar!

as for the unpredictable bit, us girlis are NOT unpredictable, you guys just can't keep up with us so to the UNTRAINED eye, we just APPEAR to be unpredictable! (kissi smilie!)

did that make any sense sweeti? or have i lost you again!?!

[KingBeastie]

I think you've defo pulled there FW!!

[f*ballers wife]

I think you've defo pulled there FW!!

oh my!!!

it's all in the 'pulling pants' you know! let you have a shot one day if you like!

johnboy can roam round my simmering, rugged bits ANY day! (kissi smillie!)

[Guest kcj]

"in a couple of years i;m going to have to make yugoslavia the new france....

so you must now make russia the new yugoslavia...."

That's it decided f*tballerswife, Yugoslavia IS the new France, no question. Think I'll settle there! 8)

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

that's it girl, we are TREND setters!

and leave me in my 'size 10, perfect children!' world, cos i'm perfectrly happy there!