What do you lot do?

[DJS]

Self employed male model and driving instructor.

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Me - I look after cnuts like Snappedoff.

[Guest Schafkopf]

nothings changed. still crap rota. still delays. like right now I should be ordering a pint not typing this. :009:

surprised you two dont know each other  :003:

You never know... it's a small world and an even smaller North Sea  :004:

[Alex MacLeod]

nothings changed. still crap rota. still delays. like right now I should be ordering a pint not typing this. :009:

What platform you on mate ? i've been on quite a few in the north sea

Magnus

[Heilandee]

I run my own wee business specialising in erections.

[Guest Schafkopf]

Been on the magnus a few times mate, I worked for BJ and have done a few shutdowns  :004: our paths have probably crossed, small world mate !!! ye'll need to give me a shout and we'll get a pint before a game cause I must know you if you say you were a production tech  :017:

[CaleyJulz]

Me - I look after cnuts like Snappedoff.

Speakingon which when is my next appointement IHE ???

[Alex MacLeod]

Been on the magnus a few times mate, I worked for BJ and have done a few shutdowns   :004: our paths have probably crossed, small world mate !!! ye'll need to give me a shout and we'll get a pint before a game cause I must know you if you say you were a production tech  :017:

Fraid it wont be this season unless your going to Dundee.

[Guest Schafkopf]

Speaking of going places alex never mind sitting on here all day get yer erse doon to train 1 glycol skid we've got a low level in it  :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

schafkopf indeed 

[Alex MacLeod]

the only place I'm going today is the helideck :003:

[Guest Schafkopf]

sheep head  :015:

[f*ballers wife]

I wish I could have your jobs - I have to work for my living!

oh my!!!

being a busy virgin is no walk in the park you know.  :018:

i mean... theres.....free makeup every month :clapping03:

......lunch on the orient express :021:

......helicopter trips and yachts in new york :clapping03:

......no boss over your shoulder :021:

......having chuckles with the girlies a few nights a week  :clapping03:

......oh and money, forgot i earn money too! :021:

.......driving sexy lexi topless till september  :clapping03:

altho i would lurv an estimate from you heili for one of your erections! :023:

[clacher_holiday2]

i work for an international network of hotels, doing an indiana jones impression recovering their  lost artwork (they took a census of everything they owned in scotland in 1973;they want to know what they still have, what theyve lost and most importantly what theyve gained and can sell)  from the darkest corners scotland has to offer and probably the darkest around europe aswell soon.  then i work out how much it costs and sell it  :011:

i cant even remmeber what im supposed to be doing for them, before i was selling old castles as gay wedding venues to men who held hands by day and attempting to sell tours of scotland to people i nthe far east by night., meant i had near 24 hour access to the internet and this site owuld always be open!

i plan to retire and drive a bus or similar next winter!

[tm4tj]

we're all going on a ...........................clacher holiday :023:

[Guest Atholl]

Anticipating a rise in demand due to global warming I'm about to begin a home study course in underwater woodwork welding. I haven't received the course work yet but in preparation I can now hold my breath for up to two minutes in depths down to approximately the bottom of my bath. :jar:

[absent friend]

Financial advising here in Aberdeen for the last 25 years!

Please God don't let the oil dry up for a few years yet, till I retire!!

[Heilandee]

Giving financial advice to Aberdonians,now thats a hard shift!!!

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

This really is like being at feckin work.

[Guest Atholl]

Please God don't let the oil dry up for a few years yet, till I retire!!

Are you Alex Salmond ?

[Dmacca]

Ceramic wall & floor tiler

[Alistair]

Financial planner and money manager for a large credit union

[clacher_holiday2]

we're all going on a ...........................clacher holiday :023:

no more worries for an.... hour or two

[f*ballers wife]

Ceramic wall & floor tiler

oh my!!!

will you come and do mine when/if i build my new house?  :021:

[Dmacca]

Ceramic wall & floor tiler

oh my!!!

will you come and do mine when/if i build my new house?  :021:

always open to offers.....should i be saying this ? :001:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

offers.... now that leaves a HOLE lot to the imagination.....  :023:

we'll need to discuss this babe, but i think by PM, cos scotty will get cross again!  :33: :015: