Strangest thing you've ever had........

[wyness_is_god]

Sex with  :024: 

before anyone starts asking why such a perverted thread and if im gonna be using it to get off on anything, the answer is clearly a fecking no no  :003: well not unless my girl ditches me  :tic01:

But the reason i ask is cos of this newspaper story.....

Man Caught Having Sex with Bike

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

But a serious question does come out of this  :016: worryingly  :015:

The guy in question has been put on the sex offenders register for this  :017:passionate experience :017: so to ask a serious question, where is the line drawn before crossing it becomes an offence ?  :003:

Women are freely allowed to get off with any kind of object from places like Ann Summers and website purchases and do what is described as "sex acts" with them and some men like to have the odd relationship with a blow up doll and do "sex acts" with them, so why was this man no allowed with a bike  :001:

Whatever the answers this thread gets, its still a weird perversion that guy in ayrshire has and as for the guy with the pavement who was also convicted  

[Johnboy]

I know quite a few bikes around Inverness....  :014:

[Dmacca]

Christ !!

[Connie.Orr]

Remember a few years back a guy getting into trouble for indecently assaulting a dolphin of all things.  Perv.

[Heilandee]

Thats embarressing,imagine getting saddled wi that!!!

[Johnboy]

Huh.... Bet you've been saddled with the odd bike now and again....  :023:

[RiG]

Was there not a story a while back about some guy who liked getting fired into a horse or similar? If I mind right he was caught in the act when a train full of commuters went past the field in which he was beasting the, erm, beast and some took pictures  :015:

Some of these people might want to move to Sweden...

[+dumpmaster]

I am quite partial to naked ferret wrestling  :tic01:

But they must have written permission from both parents before we even think about getting intimate  :023:

[CaleyD]

It was a goat RiG.

Was a programme on TV a while back about some woman in France who used to get intimate with guillotines!!!  I cannot confirm whether or not she used to be a man.

[clacher_holiday2]

Would say its a bit harsh this guy was put on the list, you would assume that mounting a bike wouldnt necessarily make you a risk to human?

Does showing sympathy look a bit dodgy  :015:

Honest the cats safe!

[Scotty]

Honest the cats safe!

darn, was just getting ready to change your username to Claude Bawls

[wyness_is_god]

I'm assuming he's now known as a Pedalphile 

[L_G]

:rotflmao:

[Charles Bannerman]

I'm surprised IHE hasn't been on here with stories about Granville!

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

:crazy07: :crazy07: and Toich - one fancied anything with four feckin legs and the other shegged lamp posts.  :rotflmao:

[Guest TinCanFan]

Apparently this bloke was convicted in 1993 of doing it with a pavement!  Now that is weird.

[caley100]

Apparently this bloke was convicted in 1993 of doing it with a pavement!  Now that is weird.

Hmmm.. wonder what his chat up line was? 

[Guest sophia]

I know of someone who seems to have an unnatural fixation with Hollyoaks, I know because I read all about it on P&B!

[Connie.Orr]

Apparently this bloke was convicted in 1993 of doing it with a pavement!  Now that is weird.

Maybe he was doin' it with a 'man hole' .... man hole, get it?!!  ...   

[tm4tj]

Or was he simply kerb crawling :029:

[RiG]

There seems to be someone on this site with an unnatural fixation of things I post both here and on other sites... :confused02:  :003:

[Johnboy]

Tread carefully here, Rig....

I suspect Sophia's hormones get a bit mixed up every so often, and that can lead to some of these weird unnatural fixations....   :crazy07:

[Guest sophia]

JB,

Have a look at your posts on this thread and hazard a guess at what ?ism? you have added!

RIG,

I came across the Hollyoaks thread on P&B and I admit it, I took voyeuristic pleasure in exposing myself to the various interjections.

Don?t be too flagellant about the words what you did wrote.

It is only natural to be interested in some, ahem, special scenes.

Look on the bright side, not long before GA of the Jungle!

[Johnboy]

JB,

Have a look at your posts on this thread and hazard a guess at what ?ism? you have added!

Realism...?

:blah01:

[RiG]

I'm glad you enjoyed reading the banter on the thread :003: