Songs For Singing Section

[EWS]

Or to the tune of Floyds' " Brick in the wall".

We dont need no Maradonna

We dont need his ball control

We dont pass to one another

We just rush up to the gaols

Oh Caley

Leave us cnuts alone

All in all

Its just another hoof of the ball

Love it IHE, absolutely brilliant.  Could see that being sung.

[TomCaleyJag]

Woah ho ho he's magic!

You know

You'll never get past Grant Munro

:015:

[Guest Arab4Ever]

pretty good one -

[KingBeastie]

"We've got Marius Niculae, our managers got a wonky eye -

who needs craig dargo, we've got Niculae"

:sillywave:

[Alex MacLeod]

Tune: Living next door to Alice

We know that you've left us

Though why we do not know

Guess you had your reason

But now we've got Deano

So for ninety odd minutes

We'll be taking the p!ss oot o' Dargo

Ninety odd minutes just waiting for a chance

When ere he's on the ball

He will hear the whole stand chant

So for ninety odd minutes

We'll be taking the p!ss oot o Dargo

Dargo!! Dargo!! Who the **** is Dargo

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Here is one fer the feckin players:

Together we'll stand

Divided we'll fall

Come on now people

Let's get on the ball

And work together

Come on, come on

Let's work together

(Now now people)

Because together we will stand

Every boy, Romanian and man

People, when things go wrong

As they sometimes will

And the road you travel

It stays all uphill

Let's work together

Come on, come on

Let's work together

You know together we will stand

Every boy, Tokely, Duncanl, woman and man

Oh well now, two or three minutes

Two or three hours

What does it matter now

In this life of ours

Let's work together

Come on, come on

Let's work together

(Now now people)

Because together we will stand

Every boy, every coach and man

Ahhh, come on now...

Ahhh, come on, let's work together...

Well now, make someone happy

Make someone smile

Let's all work together

And make life worthwhile

Let's work together

Come on, come on

Let's work together

(Now now people)

Because together we will stand

Every boy, Canadian, black and man

Oh well now, come on you people

Walk hand in hand

Let's make this world of ours

A good place to stand

And work together

Come on, come on

Let's work together

(Now now people)

Because together we will stand

Every forward, full back, midfield and captain

Well now together we will stand

Every forward, full back, midfield and captain

[Alex MacLeod]

A little bit of Rosscoe in our lives

A little bit of Wilson down the sides

A little bit of Rankins wot we need

A little bit of Black with all his speed

A little bit of Granty in defence

A little bit of Ikey he's imense.

A little bit of singin from the fans

A little bit of Marius hes our man !!! 

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Far out dude.  :crazy07:

[Govan Jaggie]

In response to a previous thread where I have apologised for an offensive song could we now suggesting new songs with out any form of offensive lyrics or content against the opposition.  This is now a serious matter and we must think up new songs.  They must not involve:

O and Y in County

Must not include songs about gypsies from Dingwall

Must not include injuries to players

Must not include historical or medical content about cities in the lyrics

Must not include any sexual exploits  or orientation player or fans (this includes with animals i.e sheep)

Must not include the current employment status of opposition fans (including incarceration)

Must not include where opposition fans get there dinner from i.e bins

Definitely must not include past or current criminal records i.e Bullock and Hart

Must not include who posh spice is thinking off when she and David are getting close

Does not include give me a C...... etc!

There is many many others.  I promise that I am not being cheeky or that there are any sour grapes.  This is a serious post.  If we are to support out team and not cause embarrassment, then lets get some new songs posted here that we can all learn.

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

PLUS:

Any songs about Ian BLACK.

or Romanian heritage.

Or .  :crazy07:

Feck me that leaves only O2feckinB - unless caleyonup or his board loving / wholly censorsip orientated mates have a rational reason for us not to sing it .  :023:

SORRY O2B - Jeggie may be racist.

At ParkDread we will sing O2b fer 90 minutes.  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[TSTtiger]

you really dont get it ihe. i dont have problems with 99% of the stuff sung at football and could even see the funny side of the banana reference as i realise it wasnt racially motivated just thought the shiels song and such like were in bad taste.on reflection i wouldnt have clapped the hibees guy on the other thread although i do agree with some of what he says.mainly was a bit angry at your constant criticism of marius which i found unjustified and embarrassing.and just because i dont agree with you or always see the funny side doesnt make me a plant

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Mmmmmmmmmm.  :024: My comments about Marius have been a mix of positives and negatives (mainly). I too am entitled to my opinions. Some disagree, many agree. I too am frustrated at Marius but I simply say what I feel. At least with me it is a case of what ya see is what ya get and I dont hide behind anonyminity.

What got to me - Being told by Administators via Romanians not to use the word ***** on a Scottish website. Then I get a formal warning for using a word that is almost by catchphrase. As I said after the Well game  "something is wrong".

Ach well its only a feckin game of football after all.  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[RiG]

Looks like a case of car crash interwebbery going on here.