Wedding

[AlexEarl]

I'm going to my wife's brothers wedding and I want to **** him off as much as possible. I'm from South London and he is a Ross County Fan. I have bought the whole Inverness Caledonian Thislte kit and want to know what best chant I can sing to walk into his wedding too to **** him off?

 

Any help will be appreciated.

 

Much love. From a Crystal Palace Fan x

[+Fraz]

"Who put the 'O' and the 'Y' in County?" 

[RednBlackComeback]

"The wheels on your house go round and round"

[The Mantis]

Crystal Palace. Jesus wept, there’s two of them now.

Go for who put the O and Y. The tune is “What shall we do with the drunken sailor” which is probably meaningless to anybody under 50…

Edited November 6, 2023 by The Mantis

[tm4tj]

Duelling Banjos

 

[caley100]

The proper Gaelic name for Dingwall translated is ' The Hill of the Cabbages '    genuine!!

[+snorbens_caleyman]

4 hours ago, tm4tj said:

Duelling Banjos

We were in Arisaig for a weekend last year.  There was an Americana festival on - not why we were there. 

Walking back down to the hotel, we came across one of the locals, who had a face that only his Mum could love, sitting at the gate into his garden, checking out everyone going past, and picking on a banjo.

My wife has never seen the film, so she had no idea what I meant when I said "<expletive deleted>!  We've just stumbled into Deliverance."

[RiG]

Big team, big Cup! Wee team, wee Cup!

Edited November 7, 2023 by RiG

[bdu98196]

Just turn up and be nice and pleasant and respectful towards him. Pretty sure that would shock him tbh

[The Mantis]

I’ve always wondered which finger they put the ring on. I mean they’ve got a choice.

[Scotty]

https://www.fanchants.com/football-songs/inverness-chants/oh-inverness/

 

 

[RiG]

The County end, is always full, the County end is always full, full of....



Actually, maybe not that one!

[Jack Waddington]

In the Dingwall slums?

[Satan]

Family relationships can be very complex with County supporters, who exactly is he marrying?

[lizi]

What about “if I had the .........  I’ve taught that a few......

[CaleyCanary]

If you want to go to heaven when you die 

You’ve got to wear a Caley shirt and Caley tie

You’ve got to wear a woolly bunnet

With **** the County on it

If you want to go to heaven when you die…

 

…think that’s about right but it’s a helluva long time since I heard that one.

Edited November 8, 2023 by CaleyCanary

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

My old man said be a County fan - I said f@@@ off, bollocks yer a **** - we took the Jail End in half a minute, we took the Briggs with the Staigo in it - Hammered in the Mallard - and in the Commercial too - cos when you are tipsy, ye canna trust a gypsy - in their manky Dungwall slums