Why Beer is better Than Women

[+jagster]

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long

2. beer stains wash out

3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer

4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you

5. If your beer is flat you can toss it out

6. A beer is never late

7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

8. A hangover will go away

9. When you go to the pub you know you can always pick up a beer

10. A beer never has a headache

11. A beer will never nag you

12. If you pour a beer right you'll always get a good head

13. A beer always goes down easy

14. You can share a beer with friends

15. A beer is always wet

16. A beer doesn't care when you come home

17. You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.

18. If you decide to change beers you don't have to pay Alimony

[Interthenet Jnr]

:003: good work :clapping04: :notworthy01:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you

so will we if you give us your wallet and park us in a shopping mall

6. A beer is never late

neither are we if you send a car to pick us up

7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

neither do we if you have good looking friends to chat to us

8. A hangover will go away

so will we if you give us your wallet

9. When you go to the pub you know you can always pick up a beer

buy us drink all night and you can pick us up too

10. A beer never has a headache

neither do we if your wallet is big enuf!

11. A beer will never nag you

neither will we if your wallet is big enuf!

12. If you pour a beer right you'll always get a good head

so will we if your........ wallet is big enuf!

13. A beer always goes down easy

no comment!  :005:

14. You can share a beer with friends

us too, but only if they are gorg!

15. A beer is always wet

only if they are VERY gorg!

16. A beer doesn't care when you come home

neither do we if your...... drinks cabinet is full and the thorntons are big enuf!

17. You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.

too~shA!!!  :016:

18. If you decide to change beers you don't have to pay Alimony

if you get the right one, you wont WANT to change! :love07: