Next Question Please

[tm4tj]

Do fish get thirsty?

Can fish drown?

Why is the fish in front always called Bob?

and,

I started out with nothing, but I still have most of it.

[Renegade]

Can fish drown?

Apparently so, if you pull them backwards.

[tm4tj]

Hey renegade, I've never pulled a fish before, how do you do it.

[Renegade]

You grab it and yank it.

[Dmacca]

Something that I have thought about at times for a long time, how far could you travel out into space before you hit the proverbial brick wall? could you go on for ever and ever before it ended?

[Tug]

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[SMEE]

How many beans make 5?

How does the man that drives the snow plough get to work?

If your in a spaceship travelling at the speed of light and you switch the lights on...do they work?

[Renegade]

Are people from Newcastle, New South Wales also known as geordies?

[Georgeios]

If a tree falls in a wood but no one hears it.... does it make a sound?

Edited November 27, 2010 by Georgeios

[Alex MacLeod]

Are people from Newcastle, New South Wales also known as geordies?

No and, apparantly, its also a myth that Geordies came from Newcastle England. It has been suggested that the term geordie was bestowed on those peoples from south of the Tyne down Durham Sunderland way who joined King George's forces to attack the city of Newcastle which, at that time, was under Scots control. Its also suggested that the Jacobites knew they couldn't take control of it as King Georges garrison there was too strong so they bypassed it, referring to it as George's land, on their way to sack the rest of England.

Even Geordies dont have the answer to the origin as can be read HERE

[Alex MacLeod]

What must you wear if you want to go to heaven

[FoolPhysio]

If a tree falls in a wood but no one hears it.... does it make a sound?

If a man is standing in a wood and says something when there are no women to hear him . . . is he still wrong?

[Georgeios]

No.;-)

[HumbersideDude]

If you know everything, what can't you do?

[crownjaggie]

Why is there only one Monopolies & Mergers Commission?

They have a Monopoly on the position and have never been the subject of a takeover.

[starchief]

If your in a spaceship travelling at the speed of light and you switch the lights on...do they work?

In a way, yes, as the light in the spaceship would move relative to the speed of the ship (i.e. when you kick a ball at 5 mph on a train moving at 100 mph, the ball only travels at 5 mph in your relative view - to someone standing outside the train, his relative viewpoint is completely different, so it would look faster than 5 mph).

In a way, the question can't be answered as the special theory of relativity says no spaceship can attain light speed (you start going back in time if you do - there's some weird experiments with electrons where they've done it. You end up with three electrons, one going at normal speed, one going backwards and another going forwards - both of these cancel each other out, leaving just the one at normal speed [the speed of light]).

Quantum physics - easily more bizarre than any UFOs, ghosts or Loch Ness monsters.

[Georgeios]

Amazing..

[Tug]

why is phonetically not spelt fonetickalee ?

[KingBeastie]

Who put the Bomp (in the Bomp-A-Bomp-A-Bomp)?

The AA?

What must you wear if you want to go to heaven?

You need to wear a Caley shirt and Caley tie...

Why can't I think of a decent question?

Edited December 16, 2010 by KingBeastie

[FoolPhysio]

Who ate all the pies?

[tm4tj]

Easy one to answer...........Jimmy Calderwood.

[KingBeastie]

Who put the 'A' and the 'T' in partick?

[Scarlet Pimple]

Why was Scotty born so clever?

Why is radar the same when spelt backwards.

Ditto for rotor.

Wise man speaks to you in a normal full frontal, patronising kind of a way --- Wise Guys narrow their eyes and spit it out from the sides of their mouth in a laconic style designed to warn or deflate.

[Caley Mad In Berks]

A man, passing a pet shop, sees a cat in the window with a sign round its neck which says 'Genuine Amsterdam tabby'.

So he goes in and asks -

"How Dutch is that moggy in the window"?

[KingBeastie]

Why do you never see baby pigeons?