Which Way Does The Wind Blow

[Caley Mad In Berks]

How many charts must 5th Stand load down

Before you call him a man?

Yes, 'n' how many seas must a Birddog sail

Before he hits the dry land?

Yes, 'n' how many times must the Dzebi Zadi fly

Before he is forever banned?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many years can an aquifer exist

Before it's washed to the sea?

Yes, 'n' how many years can moderators exist

Before we're allowed to talk free?

Yes, 'n' how many times can Renegade post,

Pretending he knows what he means?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many times must we play the Old Firm

Before we are sponsored by Sky?

Yes, 'n' how many ears must IHE have

Before he can hear Lizi cry?

Yes, 'n' how many posts will it take till he knows

That his wisdom has many on his side?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Very good IHE. Here's another verse :-

How many vodkas does Johndo drink at night

Before he comes on to this board

How many times must he tell us he is right

Before he knows we are bored

When will he know that he talks so much shyte

Maybe once Djebi-Zadi has scored

Or, the answr my friend is blowin' in the wind

The answer is blowin' in the wind

[Fanoffooty]

How many charts must 5th Stand load down

Before you call him a man?

Yes, 'n' how many seas must a Birddog sail

Before he hits the dry land?

Yes, 'n' how many times must the Dzebi Zadi fly

Before he is forever banned?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many years can an aquifer exist

Before it's washed to the sea?

Yes, 'n' how many years can moderators exist

Before we're allowed to talk free?

Yes, 'n' how many times can Renegade post,

Pretending he knows what he means?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

How many times must we play the Old Firm

Before we are sponsored by Sky?

Yes, 'n' how many ears must IHE have

Before he can hear Lizi cry?

Yes, 'n' how many posts will it take till he knows

That his wisdom has many on his side?

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Very good IHE. Here's another verse :-

How many vodkas does Johndo drink at night

Before he comes on to this board

How many times must he tell us he is right

Before he knows we are bored

When will he know that he talks so much shyte

Maybe once Djebi-Zadi has scored

Or, the answr my friend is blowin' in the wind

The answer is blowin' in the wind

Excellent :018: :thumb04:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

:thumb04: :018: ;) Feck me - ya have got a sense of humour ya whingeing old **** !!!

At least I get ya feckin posting.

[Mick]

renegade - you do no the wind changes direction

Yeah, I know that I aint that stupid (as far as I know). But think about it. If the wing is blowing from the south to the north, if you were to knock the ball long and had a nippy forward who could get behind the defender what you could do is hoof the ball, the wind forward carry it over the head of the centre-back and then the forward could latch onto it and slip it past the keeper. If the wing is blowing from say the east to the west, then if the ball is croosed from the eastern side of the park then a driven will be some momentum and all it needs is someone to stick their head in the right direction and it's a goal. If you wanted a higher cross, you'd cross a higher ball in the wind so it stays up a bit, longer and then someone could try and knock it in. Simple.

This is a contender for post of the year Another classic from Renegade :thumb04:

Ahahahaha quality :018:

;) what a crazy post...did you raid the tcs bins and find brewsters next plans after the hamilton game? lets use the wind to help us :015:

do you not think teams would realise what way the wind is blowing aswell, so no advantage at all or use it against us!

[Guest birdog]

To be fair Blackie's wind assisted free kick on Saturday was kind of special, like Renegade's post.

[Alex MacLeod]

This has to be a contender for one of the funniest threads I've ever read.