Patter

[+Gringo]

I just love this one......

Two guys sitting in the office chatting when this girl passes them en route to the girls toilet.

Guy says "I think she's nice"

Guys mate "well nip over and give her the patter"

Guy "the patter?"

Guys mate "aye the patter"

Guy "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls"

Guys Mate "Fecks sake its easy all you have to say is "hello" and she will say "hello", then say "it's a nice day isn't it", then she will say "Yes it is". Then you say " but not half as nice as you!", then she will say "Oh thank you" - Then the patter will just flow - look, she's coming back out, go and give it a go"

So nervously off he goes, re-running the patter in his head.

He walks up and says "Hello"

She says "Hello"

He says "It's a nice day isn't it?"

She says "Yes it is"

He says "but not half as nice as you"

She says "Oh thank you"

A few seconds of uneasy silence pass..............................then he says........................................

"Been for a sh1te then?"

[Mrs Pauliebee]

Who did you nick that from then?  :018: :016:

[Heilandee]

Sounds like a chat up line fae IHE  :001:

[Mrs Pauliebee]

Aye, one of his more subtle ones! :015:

[caley100]

Nah... he would go nose to nose and shout 'LOYAL ARMY'

[+Gringo]

Who did you nick that from then?  :018: :016:

Who?? Me??? Nick jokes from someone else........????

Yeh, ok, I admit it. Nicked it of a biker forum............good un though.

Always like to share these things with my friends.

:015: :015:

[The Mantis]

Feck me Gringers, I heard that one when I was at school. Late last century of course  :023:

[+Gringo]

I obviousley didn't get out as much as you - I've led a sheltered life you know.... :023:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

a biker forum.... ask them if any of them encounterd nuns either on skye or en route to skye!

what a weekend THAT one was!  :023:

heading back in feb if anyone's game!  not in the nuns outfit this time tho!  :015: