Wee Friday Joke

[absent friend]

The Glasgow Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Rangers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Rangers fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'

'Because I'm not a Rangers fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Rangers fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am an Inverness Caleythistle fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you not a Rangers fan?'

'Because my mum is a Caley fan, and my dad is a Caley fan, so I'm a Caley fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Caley fan.

Look Mary, you don't have to be just like your parents all of the time..

What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'

'Then Miss,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Rangers fan too.

[MissICT]

lol!

[DALNEIGHCALEY]

Poor effort

[absent friend]

Poor effort

Don't knock it.

Provide a bigger Friday smile. :thumb04:

[DALNEIGHCALEY]

'Hello?'

'Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mammy near the phone?'

'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause,

Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mammy, right now.'

Brief Pause.

'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the

table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mammy

that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

'I did it Daddy'

'And what happened honey?'

'Well, Mammy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and

ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the

dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and

he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.

But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to

clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?

Is this 486-5731?'

No, this is 486-5713.... .

'SORRY WRONG NUMBER !'

[SMEE]

Edited October 3, 2008 by SMEE

[absent friend]

Now two bits of happiness is enough any Friday!

You would think we were fourth in the league and won a home game or something to be this happy!