FAO HIE..... rossco's dinner

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

keeping my CRAP off the main boards, like the good little lady who knows her place!...... a few questions?

so this dinner guys, do i have to know all about rossco???

birthday?

who he's played for?

family?

what he has for breakfast?

inside leg measurement?

or can i just go, get drunk and look bonny?    :024:

AND howdi, will you be there?  and shall i take my kit bag with me for your 'skin application'!!!  :023:

[L_G]

He hasn't booked but we do have a spare seat if he want's to go.  Well we know he has a kilt (and what he wears underneath it)  :023:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

the kilt..... are we talking rossco or howdi here?

you're getting me all excited!  :021:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Ross asked me to do the main speech but I had to decline due to a previous engagement. I will give him a call and explain that he will have to take my place beside the bonnie f*ballers wife for the meal. I will also advise him to try not to visinly flinch if he gets the sensation of Virgin gel being massaged under his sporran region.  :004:

[L_G]

There speaks a man of experience.  :015: :015:  We won't have room for a 'consultation' corner this time though.  :014:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

here girl, if rossco wants a 'consultation' i'm sure we will find a wee corner! 

you may have to keep mr f*baller occupied for a while tho...  :023: :015:

[Alex MacLeod]

oh my!!!

keeping my CRAP off the main boards, like the good little lady who knows her place!...... a few questions?

so this dinner guys, do i have to know all about rossco???

birthday?

who he's played for?

family?

what he has for breakfast?

inside leg measurement?

or can i just go, get drunk and look bonny?    :024:

AND howdi, will you be there?  and shall i take my kit bag with me for your 'skin application'!!!  :023:

Just for you FW

Rossco has played for no other team than the Mighty ICT. He joined us in 1996. He'll be 28 on the eighth of march, is 6ft 3" and claims to be 12 st. Has an ex a current and two children. Oranges, prunes, muessli and kippers for breakfast and 34" inside leg. Hope thats enough for you to be getting on with.

Oh by the way, being a real he-man he just hates skin care products and especially people who sell them :016:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

He is taking the **** FW. Ross used to play fer his father's team Ross County and was swopped fer Daisy Ross and a set of dominoes, he is 42 years old and is a pathological liar, he has six previous wives and is currently trying to become a sheik, he loves Virgin products and alledgedly likes being covered in Virgin oils. At present he is available but is reluctant to date forceful wummin.

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

geez, thanks guys, you took all that time to give me all that info..... i'm overwhelmed!

the fact that he's becoming a sheik means unlimited business for me with all those wives needing to protect their skin in the huntly sun.

but do people from aberdeenshire eat prunes, me thinks you're winding me up there!

[Alex MacLeod]

Did I say prunes?? oops meant to say prawns :015:

[tm4tj]

"or can i just go, get drunk and look bonny"?    said FW :017:

No........................we will have to get drunk for you to look bonny :016:

[Heilandee]

"or can i just go, get drunk and look bonny"?    said FW :017:

No........................we will have to get drunk for you to look bonny :016:

"So Mannie,FW didnae see the funny side?"

[L_G]

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My thoughts exactly Heilandee.  :hiding03:

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

Ahh. But is seeing believing ??

Am I old or am I young?

Am I a goblet  at Rosscoe's table or Caley D talking to Mr Mann?

A two pronged or three pronged fork?

It ia all in the mind.  :024:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

it might be in YOUR mind howdi..... but it sure the **** wont be in MANNI'S MIND........ :018: :018: :018:

i'll think again before letting you in MY drawers manni, i'm cut to the quick..... :019: :019: :019:

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