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What a coincidence


Gringo

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and

ordered  a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says,

What a co-incidence, I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm

celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating, says

the woman.

"What a coincidence, says the man.

As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my

gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years

all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized

eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become

fertile?"

"I switched *****"

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

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