Advent Calender

[Heilandee]

Being as it's the first of December.....here's one eh made earliar.....

24 hours in a day,24 beers in a case.........no coincidence eh?

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

if we knew how to put opics on, we could all have a go.... maybe a wee master class in the innes is required!?!  can i sit on your lap..... top heili?  :023:

[Heilandee]

could be arranged FW....explain the differance between hard and floppy,hand held,attachments etc,etc,etc  :001:

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

well..... the hard is the large bit and the floppy is much smaller....  :014:

as for the attachments.... you'd have to show me which one they were and i could then fill you in.... as it were!

scotty sir.... that's as good as i could manage to answer that last one!  :023:

[Heilandee]

Some females who have passed the course  :004:

[Johnboy]

Has the one on the left got a hairy chest?

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

oh my!!!

if we knew how to put opics on, we could all have a go.... maybe a wee master class in the innes is required!?!  can i sit on your lap..... top heili?  :023:

I am taking ma lap top to Sneck next weekend. I do not mind showin ya how to "lap" dance. I am feckin honkin in expensive Virgin perfumery.  :015: :015: :015: