New Anti depressant

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

I would wish to advise the pharmacological industry that I am close to the completion of the formulation of a new antidepressant:

CALEY AWAY

Brand Name(s) : Feckingreathigh

Caley away is used to help relieve depression by altering the amount of serotonin, noradrenaline and dopamine the brain. These are all chemical compounds found in the brain which act as neurotransmitters or chemical messengers between nerve cells.

It is a selective serotonin/noradrenaline and dopamine re-uptake inhibitor antidepressant, and is unlike any anti depressant ever produced.

It is used to relieve the symptoms of depression and/or a poor home performance.

Benefits of being on this drug can include improvement in mood in patients who are feeling pissed off.

Listed below are the typical uses of CaleyAway:

Major Depression and /or pissedoffedness

On occasion your doctor may prescribe this medicine to treat a condition not on the above list. Such conditions are listed below.

The weekend of Scotland International matches.

Having to view the game on Sky Sports, MFR or CaleyThistleOnline.

On the morning of any home matches.

HOW TO USE/TAKE

"How often do I take it?"

Take this medication orally usually once a day, with or without food. The capsules should preferably be swallowed whole with a glass of voddie and coke.

Use this medication regularly in order to get the most benefit from it.

Remember to use it at the same time each day - preferably when you awake - unless specifically told otherwise by IHE.

Certain medical conditions may require different dosage instructions as directed by your doctor, especially patients who live in the Thurso area.

CAUTIONS

It is suggested that this tablet should only be taken before Old Filth away games only. Initial rersearch shows that taking the tablet prior to other away games can produce hypomania and an excessive thirst.

[Charles Bannerman]

can produce hypomania

In the event of hypomania, has the compound "Lithium ICTathome" not been proven to be a potent antidote?

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

can produce hypomania

In the event of hypomania, has the compound "Lithium ICTathome" not been proven to be a potent antidote?

Would prefer and personally recommend Inebriated Comatose Therapy maself.

[Charles Bannerman]

can produce hypomania

In the event of hypomania, has the compound "Lithium ICTathome" not been proven to be a potent antidote?

Would prefer and personally recommend Inebriated Comatose Therapy maself.

Suppose it's better than ECT!!!

[IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER]

can produce hypomania

In the event of hypomania, has the compound "Lithium ICTathome" not been proven to be a potent antidote?

Would prefer and personally recommend Inebriated Comatose Therapy maself.

Suppose it's better than ECT!!!

But the taser blast can be just as effective,