Scottish Cup: Caption Competition

[GMD11UK]

I'll pretend to have a go and you slap Euan Norris for sending off Kenny in the first match, ready.....

[Ten4]

I'll pretend to have a go and you slap Euan Norris for sending off Kenny in the first match, ready.....

Jonny it WAS you who ate all the smarties on the way down.........I had the love hearts !!

[tm4tj]

Hayes mortified after Foran tells him that he loves him :love02:

Small boy prepares his fingers for picking his nose

[RiG]

You've signed a pre contract with who?

[WYNESS101]

I'm a better captain

[Joonya]

What do you mean i over exagerate and criticise?

[Sorted]

FFS Johnny, Twitter's all very well but take that bloody phone out of your pants and get on with the game!

[GMD11UK]

"if you don't tuck in your f*#king jersey i'm tellin yer maw"

[+bughtmaster]

Leave my arm band alone!!!!.....you will get to borrow it if you tell Terry you are staying another season

[+DoofersDad]

What do you mean? My goal was lucky!

Don't know who the Pars' player is but he can't believe what he's seeing. He had exactly the same expression earlier in the game when Barrowman scored.

[Govan Jaggie]

I have told you before so I have, keep your hands off my Lucky Charms and Mrs Browns Boys box set!

[GMD11UK]

Jonny, you & davis deleted my Series Link for "America's Next Top Model" so i'm gonna make you pay twice as hard

[Tug]

get off Richie its my turn to dance with Euan

[HumbersideDude]

Foran, "look at these spots ref"

Hayes "who are you calling spotty?"

Ref " jeez Richie, yer right, spotty git"

[Caleyjag]

JH: I told you I'm first in the chipper queue at Auchterarder!

RF: Oh you think so?!

[Sloth]

"All right Jonny that's it......You stretched my armband and now it doesn't fit ! "

[Caley Mad In Berks]

To tune of Danny Boy

Oh Johnny boy, the Gers, the Gers are calling

From Ibrox Park, in good old Glasgow town

They want you there, 'cos their support is falling

But if you go, I'll kick your erse, you clown

[GMD11UK]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET THAT CHUMBAWAMBA SONG IN MY HEAD! ROSSCO HAS BEEN SINGING IT ALL FECKING GAME!

Edited January 19, 2012 by GMD11UK

[Yngwie]

- "You scumbag!"

- "You maggot!"

- "You cheap lousy faggot!"

etc