ICT the Movie

[Renegade]

If an ICT movie was made, what would the title and plot line be, and who'd play the major roles?

[Joe DiMaggio]

Dumb and Dumber with Renegade playing both lead roles

[Scotty]

Its a trilogy ....... with all parts being directed by ICT's own version of Quentin Tarantino .... IHE !

Part 1: "Against All Odds"

Part 2: "Going Ballistic"

Part 3: "Phoenix Rising"

Part 1: is about the formation of ICT and all the trials and tribulations of their first few years in the Senior leagues. It goes further than the original screenplay supplied by oscar winning screenwriter Charles Bannerman and the climax of the film is the triumphant scenes as ICT win their first championship (Div 3)

Part 2: is a typical middle film of a trilogy. It starts with the elation of the promotion to Div2, has its ups and downs throughout the rest of the film, most notably the success at Parkhead in 2000 and promotion to the SPL in 2004 and also chronicles the 5 years of SPL membership. Unfortunately, it ends on an unhappy note when ICT are relegated but sets things up nicely for the final film .....

Part 3: starts with ICT in the first division, losing a few stalwarts, and some fans along the way. However, under Terry Butcher's management, this film shows ICT as the juggernaut turns around again and rampages to a conclusion where ICT beat dundee on the last day of the season to regain membership of the elite club called the SPL.

working on the cast ..... to follow

EDIT - Cast

We havent cast too many yet but so far ......

Officials

Jock McDonald - Sean Connery - the white haired avuncular version like in Red October

Dougie McGillivary - Al Pacino - because he and De Niro make good adversaries

David Sutherland - Robert De Niro - as above

Alan Savage - Tommy Lee Jones - a no nonsense guy who gets things done

Managers

Sergei Baltacha - not cast yet

Steve Paterson - Mel Gibson - a jovial character who used to like a drink

John Robertson - Jim Carrey - funny guy

Craig Brewster - David Hasselhoff - most likely to fail in this all star cast

Charlie Christie - Matt Damon - quietly effective and loyal

Terry Butcher - Jack Nicholson - scary when needed

Players

Bobby Mann - Bruce Willis - not sure why

Ian Stewart - Joe Pesci / Danny Devito - its a height thing

Dennis Wyness - Tom Hanks - just a nice guy !!

Ian Black - Vinnie Jones - menacing

Ross Tokely - Chuck Norris - no-one else could play him, Ross wouldnt allow it

Other

IHE - Christophe Lambert - obvious really

CaleyD - Steven Seagal - because

[Wyness13]

It would be a Biopic of ICT defender Lionel Djebi-Zadi played by Samuel L Jackson portraying his bad ass mother fecking rise to international superstar as he scores 40 goals in a season to promote ICT.

Entitled: "He's here, he's there, he's every-mother-fecking-where"

Edited July 14, 2009 by Wyness13

[DornochCaley]

If you lot were in charge, it would be the best movie ever! :huh:

[Scarlet Pimple]

You have that right son Ho ! Ho!

It would be "Yo Ho Ho and run to the Liquor store me boy and get another bottle of the rum stuff".

B)

[Renegade]

Dumb and Dumber with Renegade playing both lead roles

Thanks for that inspiring and inspiration reply. Wow! You really are like Jimi Hendrix with the reply box aren't you.

Edited July 15, 2009 by Renegade

[Joe DiMaggio]

Dumb and Dumber with Renegade playing both lead roles

Thanks for that inspiring and inspiration reply. Wow! You really are like Jimi Hendrix with the reply box aren't you.

Lol how can you call me Jimi Hendrix after writing that!

[Renegade]

Wow thanks for another amazing reply.

[stevico1]

Why does every thread even the humorous ones have to develop into a bickering contest

[stevico1]

Its a trilogy ....... with all parts being directed by ICT's own version of Quentin Tarantino .... IHE !

Part 1: "Against All Odds"

Part 2: "Going Ballistic"

Part 3: "Phoenix Rising"

Part 1: is about the formation of ICT and all the trials and tribulations of their first few years in the Senior leagues. It goes further than the original screenplay supplied by oscar winning screenwriter Charles Bannerman and the climax of the film is the triumphant scenes as ICT win their first championship (Div 3)

Part 2: is a typical middle film of a trilogy. It starts with the elation of the promotion to Div2, has its ups and downs throughout the rest of the film, most notably the success at Parkhead in 2000 and promotion to the SPL in 2004 and also chronicles the 5 years of SPL membership. Unfortunately, it ends on an unhappy note when ICT are relegated but sets things up nicely for the final film .....

Part 3: starts with ICT in the first division, losing a few stalwarts, and some fans along the way. However, under Terry Butcher's management, this film shows ICT as the juggernaut turns around again and rampages to a conclusion where ICT beat dundee on the last day of the season to regain membership of the elite club called the SPL.

working on the cast ..... to follow

EDIT - Cast

We havent cast too many yet but so far ......

Officials

Jock McDonald - Sean Connery - the white haired avuncular version like in Red October

Dougie McGillivary - Al Pacino - because he and De Niro make good adversaries

David Sutherland - Robert De Niro - as above

Alan Savage - Tommy Lee Jones - a no nonsense guy who gets things done

Managers

Sergei Baltacha - not cast yet

Steve Paterson - Mel Gibson - a jovial character who used to like a drink

John Robertson - Jim Carrey - funny guy

Craig Brewster - David Hasselhoff - most likely to fail in this all star cast

Charlie Christie - Matt Damon - quietly effective and loyal

Terry Butcher - Jack Nicholson - scary when needed

Players

Bobby Mann - Bruce Willis - not sure why

Ian Stewart - Joe Pesci / Danny Devito - its a height thing

Dennis Wyness - Tom Hanks - just a nice guy !!

Ian Black - Vinnie Jones - menacing

Ross Tokely - Chuck Norris - no-one else could play him, Ross wouldnt allow it

Other

IHE - Christophe Lambert - obvious really

CaleyD - Steven Seagal - because

Sergei- James Wood only as I think he is a bit of a lookalike

[Sorted]

The $64 million question: who plays the DOF?

Edited July 15, 2009 by Sorted

[caley100]

Its a trilogy ....... with all parts being directed by ICT's own version of Quentin Tarantino .... IHE !

Part 1: "Against All Odds"

Part 2: "Going Ballistic"

Part 3: "Phoenix Rising"

Part 1: is about the formation of ICT and all the trials and tribulations of their first few years in the Senior leagues. It goes further than the original screenplay supplied by oscar winning screenwriter Charles Bannerman and the climax of the film is the triumphant scenes as ICT win their first championship (Div 3)

Part 2: is a typical middle film of a trilogy. It starts with the elation of the promotion to Div2, has its ups and downs throughout the rest of the film, most notably the success at Parkhead in 2000 and promotion to the SPL in 2004 and also chronicles the 5 years of SPL membership. Unfortunately, it ends on an unhappy note when ICT are relegated but sets things up nicely for the final film .....

Players

Bobby Mann - Bruce Willis - not sure why

Ian Stewart - Joe Pesci / Danny Devito - its a height thing

Dennis Wyness - Tom Hanks - just a nice guy !!

Ian Black - Vinnie Jones - menacing

Ross Tokely - Chuck Norris - no-one else could play him, Ross wouldnt allow it

Other

IHE - Christophe Lambert - obvious really

CaleyD - Steven Seagal John Candy - because

Scotty - Matt Lucas - well.... because

Edited July 15, 2009 by caley100

[dead_ball_specialist]

The $64 million question: who plays the DOF?

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