Condoms

[L_G]

Shamlessly stolen from another site:  :015:

sainsbury's flavoured condoms...making life taste better

tesco's condoms...every little helps

nike condoms...just do it

peugeot condoms...the ride of your life

New galaxy textured condoms...why have rubber when you can have silk?

kfc condoms...they're finger licking good

malteser's condoms.... they melt in your mouth not in your hands

abbey national condoms...because life is complicated enough

coca cola condoms...the real thing

duracell condoms...you can just keep going and going

pringles condoms...once u pop u cant stop

burger king...home off the whopper

goodyear condoms....for a long ride go wide

muller light condoms...so much pleasure but wheres the pain?

flash condoms...just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work

halifords condoms...we go the extra mile

andrex condoms...soft strong and very long

renault condoms...size really does matter!

carlsberg condoms...probably the best condom in the world

pepperami condoms...its a bit of an animal

winders condoms....screaming 4 more,

pc world's condoms...we're with u every step of the way

halifax condoms...who gives you extra?

charmin condoms....break the habbit

telletubbie condoms.... again again!!!

cadburys condoms...give in2 your happiness

red bull condoms....gives u wings

cadburys creme egg flavoured condoms...how do u eat yours?

craig david flavoured condoms...wots ur flava?

heinz salad cream condoms...its all goin on!

sure crystal condoms....unbeatable against white marks

uci cinema condoms.....coming soon

lynx condoms...because you never know when

treseme condoms .....used by professionals

insette condoms....for that extra hold

gillete condoms....the best a man can get

churchill car insurance condoms....ooooo yeshhh View High Resolution

[broomie boy]

i keep bursting mine, apparently i keep putting a wee ***** in them

[Alex MacLeod]

Sorry, none of the ads would sway me. I just cant stand the smell of burning rubber :003:

[Heilandee]

How many condoms can you make from a tyre?

365 if it's a Good Year!!

I ken it's old but it maks me larf  :015:

[Alex MacLeod]

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Large condoms for Chorley men 

Chorley men might enjoy buying extra large condoms

A range of extra-large condoms has been launched in Chorley to cater for "well-endowed" men.

"A large number of Chorley men are bigger and complain about condoms being uncomfortable and too small," said Durex manager Stuart Roberts.

[f*ballers wife]

oh my!!!

mine are martini ones.... any time, any place, any where!!!  :015:

[Scarlet Pimple]

Halifords ..."we go the extra mile" ;  now renamed .."we go for the extra smile " :016: