I went to a shop in Dingwall

[12th Man]

I went to a shop in Dingwall and I bought a bag of smack

and ?

[WYNESS101]

a gun :024:

[kiltarlity]

horse feed

[PullMyFinger]

soap

pegs

[Guest couchpotato]

one shoe

[CaleyD]

A souvenir patch

[Tichy_Blacks_Back]

....a referee :tonguecheek:

[Georgeios]

A blue and white dilly to go funk the tinks!!

[ICTFCkev]

An inflatable wife..

[tm4tj]

:tonguecheek:

Baaa-Baaa

[Jay_7]

An "acquired" bag of cold tar.

Edited August 27, 2009 by Jay_7

[Georgeios]

a bag of pegs

[PullMyFinger]

a Deas pie

[davie]

A long playing record of hungarian romany squeeky violin and squeezebox music. Utter pish for playing when the rage takes me..................

[CaleyMad]

a house

a caravan

a cardboard box

[RowdyBey]

A pregnancy test for me sister

[DingwallAway]

A pregnancy test for my brother..

[PullMyFinger]

A femidom for ma grannie

[tm4tj]

Someones Grannie.

[The Mantis]

I went to the shop in Dingwall

[RednBlackComeback]

I went to a shop in Dingwall and caught swine flu.

[Dmacca]

I went to a shop in Dingwall..

-- And as if by magic the shop keeper appeared :toothy06:

Da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da Da da Da Da....... :(

[dead_ball_specialist]

Dingwall was originally founded by Macbeth in 10 A.D. and was called Macbethville until the year 109 A.D, when the Vikings arrived for a holiday. The Vikings liked Macbethville so much that they decided to buy the town from Macbeth for two bags of shells and a handful of salt, which they thought was very good value. After their takeover, the Vikings transformed Macbethville into a holiday camp and renamed the town Viklins. Viklins proved to be very popular and people would come from far and wide for a one week summer holiday where they could enjoy sports such as knobbly knees contests, three legged races and gurning. Viklins continued to be popular until 840 A.D. until the arrival of the Tinks who were experts at avoiding bill payments and refused to leave. The Tinks stayed and bred eventually taking over Viklins and some of the surrounding area and eventually the name of Viklins changed to Tinkwell which has now become what we know and love as Dingwall.

[CaleyD]

Says it all....

[CaleyMad]

Says it all....

Poor